Locker Room turnoffs

I just don't get why they have to shave at the gym.  I can understand taking a shower, but you'd swear some guys crawl inside a locker at night and sleep there based on the amount of personal hygiene they do there.

boys obviously old enough not to be there in womens locker rooms.

Preteen/teenage girls who do nothing but hog the mirrors staring at their *** and repeatedly weigh themselves. 

Yeah,  a lot of grooming goes on in the womens rooms too.   I just wanna shower and leave.

I knew it!

And do they snap each other with towels because there's no pillows around for a pillow fight?

Hey, Pigpen, over here.

I was just going to ask if there's such a thing as locker room turn-ons... but Jim sorta' beat me to it.

When I think of the locker-room at my first pool (almost 40 years ago), I feel happy. I still remember what the shower stalls look like and the beautiful deep blue of the diving well. Oh! last year while in the locker room, I saw a girl wearing a blue swimsuit which was EXACTLY the same blue as my first swimteam swimsuit (36 years ago) and I never see that blue anywhere. Turns out they only make that swimsuit in girl sizes, not women sizes. Bummer. I soooo wanted a swimsuit in that color.

Feeling nostalgic... What was the topic?

I hate that locker room scene so much, I actually go back home to clean up.  The worst? Women who walk around doing makeup, drying hair etc in their thongs.  Like I really want to see that cottage cheese, dudes, I have enough of my own.

 Tip: get fully clothed ASAP, then do your primping.

As far as shaving and other things, I know a lot of people who get up at 4am to go to the gym and then go right to work.  Where else would they shave?  What gets me is the guy who sits naked on the bench after his workout before the shower (I make sure I never use that bench again). 

My Locker Room Pet Peeves:

1. Women who strike up a conversation with me while they are completely naked- could you at least put a towel on or wait until you are dressed to talk to me?

2. Mothers (who are not swimming) who bring their children into the "Adults Only" locker room- there is a separate locker room for kids.

3. Gang showers- I prefer to bath behind a curtain, by myself

4. Hair in the sink- if you blow dry your hair over a sink, please take your hair with you when you are done!

The old naked fat guy who, for whatever reason, strips down after his workout, then sits bareassed on the bench to cool down before taking his shower.

Have to admit, I've gotten pretty good at putting on socks and shoes while standing....

Wow.  I never knew how tame my gym was.

My favorite story though comes from my wife.  There was a woman in the locker room who would wrap a towel around her waist, prance around, and spend 5-10 minutes in front of the mirror rubbing lotion on her breasts.  And she was only about a B cup. 

You guys crack me up...my YMCA locker room is pretty tame and boring compared to yours. No good stories here....I'll be on the look out for the prancers, fluffers, bare *** sitters, ...now I know I'm wise to always only sit on my towel and always wear sandals the whole time I'm outside of the pool.

Bear... skip the socks and just slide the shoes on and go.

Maybe it was some of that breast-enhancement cream.  "I must, I must, I must increase my bust!" 

I'm not sure what you're saying with this. Would it have been a better show if she was a D cup?

And where's the love for the B cup ladies?