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2006-06-26 12:24 PM

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Giver
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Subject: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.

This is real. How could anyone make it up?

TRADE FOR HEARSE Want to trade for hearse. I will trade a modern wedding gown (retails $1300), 3 bridesmaid gowns (retails $500), flowergirl gown, ringbearer tux, and some other stuff for a fairly decent hearse. Minor body work is fine, minor engine work is fine. I can do minor stuff. NEED Hearse. I run a haunted house and need one. Please. Augusta, GA 706-796-9704

2006-06-26 12:26 PM
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Subject: RE: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.
Such an uncanny but deeply honest connection there.
2006-06-26 12:27 PM
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2006-06-26 12:29 PM
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- 2006-06-26 12:27 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-06-26 10:24 AM

This is real. How could anyone make it up?

TRADE FOR HEARSE Want to trade for hearse. I will trade a modern wedding gown (retails $1300), 3 bridesmaid gowns (retails $500), flowergirl gown, ringbearer tux, and some other stuff for a fairly decent hearse. Minor body work is fine, minor engine work is fine. I can do minor stuff. NEED Hearse. I run a haunted house and need one. Please. Augusta, GA 706-796-9704

He robbed a wedding party for hearse colatteral. Thats impressive

Or he used to run a bridal shop that went under.

Or she killed the groom-to-be and .....

 

2006-06-26 12:32 PM
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Giver
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hangloose - 2006-06-26 1:29 PM
- 2006-06-26 12:27 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-06-26 10:24 AM

This is real. How could anyone make it up?

TRADE FOR HEARSE Want to trade for hearse. I will trade a modern wedding gown (retails $1300), 3 bridesmaid gowns (retails $500), flowergirl gown, ringbearer tux, and some other stuff for a fairly decent hearse. Minor body work is fine, minor engine work is fine. I can do minor stuff. NEED Hearse. I run a haunted house and need one. Please. Augusta, GA 706-796-9704

He robbed a wedding party for hearse colatteral. Thats impressive

Or he used to run a bridal shop that went under.

Or she killed the groom-to-be and .....

 

Or he called off the engagement. That's my guess.

2006-06-26 12:43 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-06-26 12:32 PM
hangloose - 2006-06-26 1:29 PM
- 2006-06-26 12:27 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-06-26 10:24 AM

This is real. How could anyone make it up?

TRADE FOR HEARSE Want to trade for hearse. I will trade a modern wedding gown (retails $1300), 3 bridesmaid gowns (retails $500), flowergirl gown, ringbearer tux, and some other stuff for a fairly decent hearse. Minor body work is fine, minor engine work is fine. I can do minor stuff. NEED Hearse. I run a haunted house and need one. Please. Augusta, GA 706-796-9704

He robbed a wedding party for hearse colatteral. Thats impressive

Or he used to run a bridal shop that went under.

Or she killed the groom-to-be and .....

 

Or he called off the engagement. That's my guess.

Our guesses are not mutually exclusive.

 

2006-06-26 12:56 PM
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Subject: RE: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.
Did you find this ad on craigslist?
2006-06-26 12:58 PM
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Subject: RE: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.
How many people out there actually have a hearse but need a wedding gown and all the "fixins" ???
2006-06-26 12:59 PM
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Giver
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jeng - 2006-06-26 1:56 PM Did you find this ad on craigslist?

Nope...it's the paper Amy works for.

2006-06-26 1:15 PM
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Subject: RE: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.
Is there an online link to Amy's paper? There seems to be some good stuff in there.
2006-06-26 1:18 PM
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Giver
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jeng - 2006-06-26 2:15 PM Is there an online link to Amy's paper? There seems to be some good stuff in there.

www.metrospirit.com

2006-06-26 1:50 PM
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2006-06-26 2:35 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: The funniest classified ad I've ever seen.
What kind of paper is that!!! I went to the web site and was all confused!!! Call it ... professional curiosity.
2006-06-26 2:55 PM
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I want to call the number for a good laugh.
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