Weirdest spam email ever!

All I can say is

Huh?????

How could you screw up my email...it's on my profile dagnabbit.

In reply to your Spam: 

Snaggly grommitous mass.  Snaffle snooo egad doggity dig dug dug dig k-peanut. 

Sorta like:  All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Big time CODE here.  Hangloose and I know what it's all about.  The rest of the world will know it time.     devious grin

THAT would be the closest official translation permissable.

Hmmm, nothing like that.  Just about 70 a day talking about male enhancement.

bts 

That is an email with random words picked and placed together as to not sound too much like spam so that it won't be blocked by any spam blocker or junk mail software. 

Basically, what happens, whenever you open the email, a reply email is sent to the sender to let them know that you opened the email and that you have a valid email address.  This also happens when you delete spam email. 

The best way to combat this problem is to disable your automatic sending/receiving options.  Just set it to automatically receive email, but to prompt for sending.  These messages don't usually don't show up in your "Sent Items" folder (due to the coding behind the spam email).

Well, enough of showing my "Nerdiness." 

I think it's free verse written by the combined mutant progeny of Ginsberg and Kerouac. 

Dig those crazy lyrics, man, and let the world see what real poetry is all about!