A scary Wal-Mart moment

I am not for or against Wal Mart - I like the cheap prices but hate the experience. Especially after last night. STORY TIME:

Boyfriend and I go to Wal Mart together, I am grocery shopping for the week and he is toothbrush shopping (yep). As soon as we get inside, he says "I'm going to look at TV's and toothbrushes, see ya." I instantly complain, because I like his company. He leaves anyway. Bastard.

I am shopping... doo dah... doo dah...

And then at right about the canned vegetable aisle, I see these two creepy dudes staring at me. No shopping cart, no walking around, just staring at me. I'm like "whatever" and keep shopping. Aisle after aisle, I slowy realize that they are FOLLOWING ME! When I get to the dairy, one of the dudes, comes up to about 5 feet away from me and LOOKS ME UP AND DOWN with a grin on his face (missing teeth by the way). I swing around, pull out my cell phone and frantically start dialing boyfriend. WHOSE PHONE GOES STRAIGHT TO VOICE MAIL! Bastard.

The scary dudes keep following me, a ways behind me, but they are still there. FINALLY, boyfriend shows up and I tell him what's going on. The dudes are nowhere, I can't see them to point out. So we book it to check out and THE DUDES FOLLOW US TO THE CHECKOUT LINE AND PROCEED TO GET BEHIND US! I'm like "that's them." Now there are three scary dudes.

Boyfriend tells them to get in another line. Verbal tension rises. They're like "what? do we need to take this outside?" Boyfriend says again to get in another line, more verbal comments exchanged. I am ignoring and shoving my stuff onto the belt as fast as I can. They move to another line. We have the checker call security and are escorted to the car.

WTF????

Bonus: Wal Mart was out of bananas
Double Bonus: The only reason I went to Wal Mart last night was because I had a gift card... and I accidentally left it at home.