Which reminds me of a joke I once heard...about a little boy, in 6th grade, named Johnny, who was a real trouble maker.
One day, the teacher asked the class, "If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left".
Well, Johnny's in the back of the room with his arm up, but the teacher doesn't want to call on him. But, with no other volunteers, she's forced to pick him.
"Yes, Johnny", she says, "What is the answer?"
"None", was Johnny's reply.
"Well, that's not exactly right, but what is your explanation?"
"If the hunter shoots one, it'll scare the other 9 off of the wire"
"Johnny, that's not the answer we were looking for, but I like the way you think." she said
Next day, Johnny approaches the teacher in the lunch room. "May I ask you a question, Ms. Thompson?"
"Sure, go ahead.".
"If there are two women on a park bench with ice cream cones, and one is licking and sucking the cone while the other is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"
The teacher knows she's in a fine predicament, cause Johnny's got her in a corner. She knows any answer will be trouble, so she goes with it. "Okay, Johnny, the one that's married is the one licking and sucking her ice cream".
"Well, Ms. Thompson, the one that's married is actually the one with a wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think"