Subject: RE: Random thoughts/comments by JohnI want my own random thoughts thread...it would go something like this.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
OK OK...you caught me...not my deep thoughts...Jack Handey. Damn I love Jack Handey.
But I'd like to think my own deep thoughts would be along that line.  |