Name My Bike

Sticking to your Toy Story theme, Andy's steed of choice was "Bullseye", so that's an option for your steed.

Or you could follow this helpful page:

I always thought your user name was a Get Smart reference.

"Not the Craw....THe CLAAW!!!"

Name your bike Hymie.

TheFraaawd.

Well, you lift up the hind legs, and take a look.

If my stuff only works when it wants to, and throws a fit every once in a while, I name it Randy Moss....

My tri bike has a male name.  Long story.

As for Claaaw's bike's name, I like TriSte's idea of Sir Walter.

I was thinking "Mankind"

Because I think of the wrestler Mick Foley (aka Mankind) and his signature move the "mandible claw" when I see your handle.

My bike's name is Black Betty...she is a black and pink QR.

Ok, you have moved into fave person category! I can think of so many Phish song references: 

Esther or Eliza

Big Black Furry Creature from Mars

Halley's Comet

Magilla

You could always call it Mrs. Nesbitt (my favorite scene from Toy Story)

I will PM you the most awesome, epic crossover experience I had at a Phish show, where I got to help produce a piece of art with some well-known top industry pros. It's on my blog from July 2011 actually.

Can't go for Esther, since I believe it's a song about a little girl, and with all the weird bike-isms about your bike and climbing on and not being jealous and all that - can't do it. And, BBFCCM was the source of a neck injury at the show that led to a month of no swim training which I am convinced led to my 5k swim dnf.

Antelope?

Infinity and Beyond maybe....

Okay, Ram Jam is playing in my head now -
Oh oh Black Betty
bam a lam

Doughgirl, Doughy, Crescent Roll, toasters struedel, the BG racing machine, Claeropatra, or even Claaaw machine?  When I win, my gift can be a free entry into the Doughboy 5168 Olympic distance race in 2013

I like the toy story horse name. Or going with the horse theme...Black Beauty.

Or you could go on a derivation of what my sister-in-law named one of my black cars...She named it Black Booty - but maybe Black Big-Booty? (I'm merely saying that because you often mention that you consider yourself a larger man...not because I think you have a Big Booty)  Ohhh...just had an idea...Sir Mix Alot??

I've always wondered about gender in naming things...but for cars and bikes - if you're a guy, wouldn't you like to say you rode her hard? (Or hardly rode her if you have kids and are married :-P)

I've named my bike "Lil' Squirt" - because it's like an XXS women's bike (ok - I think it's actually an XS) and I saw this little turtle at the fair that looked like "Lil' Squirt" from finding Nemo. I spent a few bucks and finally popped a balloon - the guy wouldn't let me just buy it :-(  He is now zip tied (with green zip ties :-D) to the front end of my top tube :-)

Need pics and let us know what you decide :-D

Mine was named Spaz when I first got it, but I usually call it "You @#$%@$@%$" when I have to work on it!  

Whatever you name it, don't forget to pee on it to mark your territory! 

Hammer, as in TheClaaw's Hammer.

TW

After considering all the great input, I have decided to go a completely direction.

Tomorrow at my Half IM debut, I will be riding....

Tenacious D

Eagleman check in pics