Laura needs to Laugh

Well aren't you just Hillary-ous. 

Here is a picture of my daughter trying peas for the first time.

From a Bumper Sticker I saw at Ironman California last month:

"My Girlfriend said if I run one more Ironman, she is going leave me forever.... God I am sure going to miss her"

A goup of my TNTers were sitting around eating dinner and talking about triathlon. Someone asked Amy (my wife) what her strongest leg was. Nola (our 7yo daughter) said "her left one."

She clearly has her daddy's sense of humor.

 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bar tender asked him, "Mr. Pirate, sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel attched to your crotch?"

The Priate reply's " ARRRRRRRHHHHHH, Its driving me nuts!"

A guy walks into a bar and notices a jar of $10 bills behind the register. He asks the bartender what's it for. The bartender explains that he has a horse out back that has never laughed. For $10, anyone is welcome to go out back and try to make it laugh. If they succeed, they win the jar of money.

So the guy fishes out a $10, walks out back to the horse, comes back in a minute later and demands the jar. The bartender walks out back to find the horse on its side, hoofs in it's belly laughing hysterically.

A few months later, the same guy walks into the same bar and sees another jar of $10 bills behind the register. He asks what this jar is for and the bartender explains that his horse has never cried.

So the guy fishes out a $10, walks out back to the horse, comes back in a minute later and demands the jar. The bartender walks out back to find the horse with its head hung low and tears streaming from its eyes.

Before handing over the jar, the bartender says to the guy:
"A few months ago, you came in and made my horse laugh. Today you made my horse cry. I have to know. How'd you do it?"

The guy clears his throat, leans into the bartender and says:


"A few months ago, I told the horse I had a bigger penis than him. Today, I SHOWED HIM!"

You need to tell her to give peas a chance.

Or, put them in a strainer and spin them around for a minute.  Perhaps she'll do better if you ask her to visualize whirled peas.