Subject: My GENERAL is not happy (guy, tri related so not COJ but tad graphic)So, the short version is my GENERAL is not happy.
Here's the long version...
I'm a boxer guy. I don't like the feeling of briefs. And as some of you guys can relate, when you run in boxers or even briefs, the GENERAL does not like getting slapped or rubbed the wrong way. Ever since HS track, I wore one of those tight compression type shorts similar to jammers and that held my GENERAL in place. Problem solved.
Now leading to the problem...
When I wear tri or bike shorts or jammers, my GENERAL prefers the left. However, when I bike, my left leg moves the GENERAL up and down along the bike shorts causing friction (which is not the real problem ). I tried chamois butter, vaseline, blister shield. It helps with the friction, but doesn't solve the problem.
Now here's the serious problem...
As the GENERAL moves up and down, he wants to salute and let me tell you, you would think he would be happy, but during a tri when you are trying to concentrate and the fact that there's friction, he is NOT happy at all. Even if my SO satisfies the GENERAL before the ride, it still happens.
What to do? Is my shorts too tight or too large?
PLEASE help my GENERAL. |