Subject: RE: I Googled MyselfI don't exactly have an uncommon name. So I'm a poet who gets off on plants: Sonnet
No seduction in the hothouse, its aisles of deliberate orchids only heave beneath ceiling fans. The horticulturist's a bawd—her monstrous offspring affront with chromatic perfection, charm in array. But when the orange orchard blossoms, I am thrown. Raptures in the garden? Never once did rows of carrot so well-weeded yield a swoon. Beware that flim-flam man, the farmer, I grouse in passing, sowing season by season an almanac theology. But when orange blossoms wave in pneumatic arcades, I dither. I coo. I hallelu. Also penned the quote, "Never ruin an apology with an excuse." I teach at BYU. I have a severe communication disorder. I'm an MD. I'm a retired schoolteacher. I was on Survivor. I play basketball for a small obscure college. I'm also a soap star. I write Christian music. I'm getting married to some dude with a weird last name (in an obvious attempt to make googling myself easier). I can't find a single thing about myself!  |