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Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
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Fire6 Votes - [10.71%]
Plane Crash0 Votes - [0%]
Fiery Plane Crash1 Votes - [1.79%]
Fiery plane crash into shark infested waters2 Votes - [3.57%]
Captured and killed by Terrorists4 Votes - [7.14%]
Long, drawn-out illness (year or more)3 Votes - [5.36%]
zombie attack3 Votes - [5.36%]
Fire on the 82nd floor, causing me to jump out the window1 Votes - [1.79%]
drowning6 Votes - [10.71%]
trapped in a steel tube on the ocean floor until you suffocated10 Votes - [17.86%]
Baboons. Lots of baboons.2 Votes - [3.57%]
Axed to death by my own children1 Votes - [1.79%]
going overboard on a ship and then getting lunched by a great white shark1 Votes - [1.79%]
Fiery plane crash into shark infested waters with lasers on their heads1 Votes - [1.79%]
bleed out1 Votes - [1.79%]
ill-Tempered Sea Bass1 Votes - [1.79%]
MJ touching me. What? Too soon?1 Votes - [1.79%]
On my way to pizza with a supermodel1 Votes - [1.79%]
David Darradine style2 Votes - [3.57%]
Sucked overboard by a crab pot in the Bering Sea (drowning + freezing)2 Votes - [3.57%]
BEETS poisoning1 Votes - [1.79%]
overboard on a ship, then hit by crashing airplane while in the water1 Votes - [1.79%]
trapped in my car in water. Drowning.1 Votes - [1.79%]
Young1 Votes - [1.79%]
Stung by a swarm of killer bees (or honeybees for that matter)1 Votes - [1.79%]
alone at a hospital.1 Votes - [1.79%]
anything slow1 Votes - [1.79%]

2009-06-26 11:32 AM

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Elite
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Subject: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die

Mine are fire and plane crashes. Fire is probably the most painful I can think of and the terror of knowing the plane is going down.

2009-06-26 11:34 AM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die

Alligator or shark

2009-06-26 11:38 AM
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Master
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Nothing can be worse than being beheaded by terrorists...and then having the video played worldwide on the internet.

2009-06-26 11:39 AM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

2009-06-26 11:40 AM
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Giver
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
No contest...zombie attack.

If I'm gonna be undead, I wanna be a vamp.
2009-06-26 11:45 AM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
Bleeding to death from a botched attempt to castrate myself.  Because that would mean I have lost my mind, my favorite body part, and my life, all at once. 

2009-06-26 11:53 AM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
I served onboard submarines in the Navy.  Guess which answer I added.
2009-06-26 11:55 AM
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Giver
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KenD - 2009-06-26 12:53 PM I served onboard submarines in the Navy.  Guess which answer I added.


This is probably the best justification I've heard yet for letting female sailors serve on subs.
2009-06-26 12:01 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
The best way to go would be aoric anurysm.  Nice and warm and gone. 
2009-06-26 12:04 PM
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gearboy - 2009-06-26 9:45 AM Bleeding to death from a botched attempt to castrate myself.  Because that would mean I have lost my mind, my favorite body part, and my life, all at once. 


Good one!
2009-06-26 12:05 PM
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2009-06-26 12:10 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
Since I fly planes for a living, and pride myself on being pretty good at it, I have to go with fiery plane crash.
2009-06-26 12:17 PM
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hamiltks10 - 2009-06-26 11:38 AM

Nothing can be worse than being beheaded by terrorists...and then having the video played worldwide on the internet.



Just be sure to wear your bike jersey and get some get some money for sponsorship for family.  Bring an adidas bag, some oakley's and whatever floats your boat...your going to die
2009-06-26 1:28 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die

Wow, you COJ'ers came up with some good ones.

"Axed to death by my own children." That's disturbing

2009-06-26 1:39 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die

DEATH BY UUNGA BUUNGA!!!

But I figured that fell under "captured and tortured by terrorists."

2009-06-26 1:44 PM
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2009-06-26 1:49 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die

i think drowning or fire would be a son-of-a-gun but bleeding out has got to be painstakingly slow, no?

 



Edited by maxmattmick 2009-06-26 1:50 PM
2009-06-26 1:54 PM
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GomesBolt - 2009-06-26 2:39 PM

DEATH BY UUNGA BUUNGA!!!

But I figured that fell under "captured and tortured by terrorists."

At first I thought you said DEATH BY CHUMBAWUMBA!  That would be a horrible way to go too....

2009-06-26 2:10 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
getting slowly cooked to death. aarrrrhhhhh!

some of the deaths on that movie "untraceable" were pretty gnarly

bleeding to death
eaten to the bone by acid
cooked by heating lamps...

yuck

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2009-06-26 2:22 PM
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run4yrlif - 2009-06-26 12:40 PM No contest...zombie attack.

If I'm gonna be undead, I wanna be a vamp.


Dude we totally agree on something.  Might be the only thing, but it is something. 

Zeds, no contest.
2009-06-26 2:25 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
hamiltks10 - 2009-06-26 12:54 PM

GomesBolt - 2009-06-26 2:39 PM

DEATH BY UUNGA BUUNGA!!!

But I figured that fell under "captured and tortured by terrorists."

At first I thought you said DEATH BY CHUMBAWUMBA!  That would be a horrible way to go too....

Immpossible.....Because when you get knocked down, you back up again they're never gonna keep ou down.

2009-06-26 2:28 PM
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Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida
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TrevorC - 2009-06-26 3:25 PM
hamiltks10 - 2009-06-26 12:54 PM

GomesBolt - 2009-06-26 2:39 PM

DEATH BY UUNGA BUUNGA!!!

But I figured that fell under "captured and tortured by terrorists."

At first I thought you said DEATH BY CHUMBAWUMBA!  That would be a horrible way to go too....

Immpossible.....Because when you get knocked down, you back up again they're never gonna keep ou down.


Now that's funny.
2009-06-26 3:29 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
Zombies.

The darn things just don't stop and they always win.  If it's the slow running kind, I'll try to survive.  If it's the fast running ones, I'll just shoot myself.
2009-06-26 3:38 PM
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
Iocane poisoning.

A deadly Australian poison, odorless, tasteless and highly soluble, Is available in a powder form.
2009-06-27 11:59 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: Ways you absolutely wouldn't want to die
Please...not the spiders of my dreams.
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