The most rediculous thing I saw/happend at the gym was...

Maybe 'cause you weren't doing your stuff outside Starbucks? Just a guess.

maybe they were going to the locker room to change tires together.  

Well, shame on them!

Uh oh....LOL...!!!!!

Inside joke. Can you figure it out?

As a result of that thread, I now ask my wife if she wants to help me change a flat. She thinks I'm insane, but I just laugh and laugh.

HA!!

TriComet, as one of the chief instigators, do you wanna take this one?

In a nutshell:

A thread was started by someone who did not know how to change a flat. It evolved into a risque thread. So now "change a tire/flat"=the nasty

Wheww!! Sigh....that was scary. Kinda ruins the joke when you have to expain it.

The 2 funniest things I've seen at the gym lately both involve the bench press....

1) this guy put entirely too much weight on the bar for his strength and didn't put the spring-clips on to keep the plates in place.....on his first rep he was so wobbly-armed he turned the bar and all the weight slid off the side!  lol....the bar became unbalanced and then sure enough...plop...all the weight slid off the other side!  Made a huge noise and everyone in the gym just stared...I think one of the personal trainers came over and smacked him.

2) this guy was just going to town repping the bar and when he did his last rep he really heaved and ended up pushing it up past the pegs, over the top and then dropped it on the floor behind the bench!!!!  It would have landed on his spotter's foot if he'd been using a spotter.

I apologize. That was the tamest way I could think to put it.

Thanks for understanding Hollis! LOL!

Yes, my gaydar did go off with flashing rainbow colored lights and loud noises. heh.

I was trying to be as PC as possible with my post so not to start any political b*tch fest. That was not my point by starting this thread, neither was it to be sexual in nature. The point was to just tell some funny stories from the gym! Really. Please don't make this into a big political argument anyone, this is not what this was supposed to be about.

Getting back to the original idea...

When I lived in this apartment complex, I would work out at it's gym most mornings.  There was a lady who came in every day I was there with her 24 oz of OJ and a 24 oz of coffee.  She would hop on the treadmill, turn on some wonderful trash TV (Montel, Ricki Lake or something of the like) and walk at about 2.5 mph until she finished her drinks. Funniest thing I've ever seen at the gym. Really, I think she put in more calories than she burned in that process.

What about the typical guy ala Swatzenager, wearing a sleeveless gold’s gym shirt, throwing weight to the floor back and forward and talking on the cell phone SCREAMING between sets... There is a couple at my gym... It makes my workouts pretty entertaining.