Dumbest song EVER...

My Humps is awesome. Worst ever is McArthur Park:

Someone left the cake out in the rain (uh...why)

I don't think that I can take it (it's just a cake)

Cause it took so long to make it (what? an hour?)

And I'll never have that recipe again (google?)

Oh no...... (sheesh...maybe some Prozac?)

whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

"Baby boy make me loose my breathe" by Destinies Child (and whatever the real title is)

I think a child wrote that thing....I refrain from actually calling it a song.  EVERYTHING by Weird AL is better than that.

"We built this city on rock n' roll" - Starship

Anything by Weird Al Yankovic. I NEVER got that dude.

BTW, My Humps is the best. Also, it won't leave your head for days!!!!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to get out of the rain
In the desert you can't remember your name
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain..........

So name the freaking horse already

Philistine!

Worse song ever is "Billy don't be a heeee-rooo"

Or maybe Muskrat Love.

...beg pardon!?

The esteemed and scholarly Mr. Dave Barry actually decided this issue years ago. That was his conclusion. I don't make up the facts, just report them.

Although personally, I nominate the collected works of Red Sovine

I'm changing my vote from "We built this city" to MUSKRAT LOVE. SEE BELOW...

Heeeeeeey macarena...

game over. I win.