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 2012-05-27 12:54 PM |
Champion  6931      Bellingham, Washington |  Subject: Zombies in South FloridaIt has started. Is it time to go into DefCon? http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. Don't they know? Shoot the head.
Edited by BellinghamSpence 2012-05-27 12:56 PM |
| 2012-05-27 2:40 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Veteran 273 | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida God I hope so. This is exactly how it would start.
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| 2012-05-27 4:07 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Expert 1146 Johns Creek, Georgia | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida New additions to The South Beach Diet? |
| 2012-05-28 8:00 AM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida Zombie threads are always my favorites. If you don't have it, get Zombie Apocalypse for the iPad and iPhone. Hours of fun! |
| 2012-05-28 1:53 PM in reply to: #4231746 |
Expert 1566 Prattville Insane Asylum San Antonio | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida GomesBolt - 2012-05-28 8:00 AM Zombie threads are always my favorites. If you don't have it, get Zombie Apocalypse for the iPad and iPhone. Hours of fun! Love me some zombies. I was given a "Zen and the Art of Zombie" book. Hilarious look at Buddhism and being a zombie! I think I also say one of those Doomsday Preppers shows where they were preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse! That show is just bizarre. |
| 2012-05-28 6:57 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida I don't know about South Florida, but my grandparents used to live in a retirement community on Longboat Key, and I can tell you that if there were any zombies there, they would blend seamlessly with the indigenous population and no one would even notice until it was too late. |
| 2012-05-28 7:14 PM in reply to: #4232322 |
Elite 3091 Spokane, WA | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida jmk-brooklyn - 2012-05-28 6:57 PM I don't know about South Florida, but my grandparents used to live in a retirement community on Longboat Key, and I can tell you that if there were any zombies there, they would blend seamlessly with the indigenous population and no one would even notice until it was too late. But I'd tend to think that old-people zombies would be even slower and less agile than the others. I mean with all the artificial joints and osteoperosis, they'd have to be easier to evade and take out. You'd probably even have zombies with walkers and scooter wheelchairs. |
| 2012-05-28 7:52 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Champion 6503 NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida Although the story is riveting, I find it amazing that it took two writers to describe the incident in such a poor fashion. Another reason to retire to North Carolina. |
| 2012-05-28 8:18 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida The tv station security video is even more strange. They blur everything. Why show it at all? Old people zombies are the worst...they sneak up on you and gum you until you realize they're zombies. Because your first instinct is to think theyre just confused old people, they can really get close. If you have any open sores, you're now infected. They also sit at green lights for an eternity until, in a fit of road rage, you walk up to their window and BAM! Dentures in the arm!!! Be safe out there people. |
| 2012-05-29 12:06 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Veteran 738 | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida My "zombie" preparations, like most others', was simply a kit and plan of action for general social unrest/disorder in any type of emergency event. The goal is to keep my family safe and able to fend for ourselves for a foreseeable short time into the future (food, water, shelter, defense, first aid, etc.) for a month or so.
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| 2012-05-29 12:11 PM in reply to: #4232386 |
Expert 1566 Prattville Insane Asylum San Antonio | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida pga_mike - 2012-05-28 7:52 PM Although the story is riveting, I find it amazing that it took two writers to describe the incident in such a poor fashion. Another reason to retire to North Carolina. What confuses me is now they are stating that both men were naked running down the causeway, but the story has changed several times. I'm confused.... I guess I will hold off on calling Bruce Campbell until I get some more answers. |
| 2012-05-29 12:58 PM in reply to: #4232337 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida zed707 - 2012-05-28 7:14 PM jmk-brooklyn - 2012-05-28 6:57 PM I don't know about South Florida, but my grandparents used to live in a retirement community on Longboat Key, and I can tell you that if there were any zombies there, they would blend seamlessly with the indigenous population and no one would even notice until it was too late. But I'd tend to think that old-people zombies would be even slower and less agile than the others. I mean with all the artificial joints and osteoperosis, they'd have to be easier to evade and take out. You'd probably even have zombies with walkers and scooter wheelchairs. When I think of the damage inflicted on the local population by retirees and their giant gas-guzzlers swerving around the local highways, I can only shudder to think what kind of carnage they could create if they were actually trying to kill people. |
| 2012-05-29 1:06 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida I see walkers (walking dead) every time I go to walmart! |
| 2012-05-29 1:54 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida Another blow in the FL/AZ competition to see which state is weirder. As a FL resident, very proud that FL seems to pull ahead with this story. Come on AZ, give us your best shot! Have a feeling that naked flesh eating zombies is going to be hard to beat. |
| 2012-05-29 2:52 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida |
| 2012-05-29 2:57 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Pro 6767 the Alabama part of Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida I sent this to my daughter, who made the mistake of reading the article late at night when she was alone in her house. I did point out that the zombies in Florida have not (yet) made their way to upstate NY, so there is some hope there. Also that I hoped she had taken my lessons over the years to heart and has a well prepared zombie plan... |
| 2012-05-29 3:07 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Elite 4564 Boise | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida It appears the Mayans were right after all... |
| 2012-05-29 3:10 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida FL/AZ competition? I wish I knew there was one. I have lived in FL for 5 years and work a lot in AZ and these are two very bizarre states. But FL has at least 1 story per week In the national news that prove FLs bizarre reign... Then again, FL is the 4th largest state by population and AZ is the 16th so the crazy level could be close on a per capita basis. As for naked zombies. I have to wonder if Tom.Demerly didn't have a partner in his candy-eating binge this weekend. This one went awry. Happy to say Tom is back on the Tri Talk page without further signs... Did the victim make it? |
| 2012-05-29 4:02 PM in reply to: #4232322 |
Champion 7347 SRQ, FL | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida jmk-brooklyn - 2012-05-28 7:57 PM I don't know about South Florida, but my grandparents used to live in a retirement community on Longboat Key, and I can tell you that if there were any zombies there, they would blend seamlessly with the indigenous population and no one would even notice until it was too late. Ha!. He speaks the truth. In fact one of them almost ran our pace line off the road Monday. |
| 2012-05-29 4:04 PM in reply to: #4233724 |
Champion 7347 SRQ, FL | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida Samyg - 2012-05-29 2:54 PM Another blow in the FL/AZ competition to see which state is weirder. As a FL resident, very proud that FL seems to pull ahead with this story. Come on AZ, give us your best shot! Have a feeling that naked flesh eating zombies is going to be hard to beat. Florida is the home of crazy. I'm fully convinced we are the most screwed up state in the union. As Jack from 30 Rock said... "Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia." |
| 2012-05-29 4:12 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Expert 1146 Johns Creek, Georgia | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida As an officer drew his gun and called for an end to the attack, he "just stood ... with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled," eyewitness Larry Vega told WSVN-TV. Not a Zombie, we are ok. Remember, a Zombie would have attacked the next closest living thing. Just another Miami Dolphins Fan!
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| 2012-05-29 4:45 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida " Just another Miami Dolphins Fan!" I disagree. If that was the case, it would read "looked at the officer with a disconnected and complacent look of someone longing for the return of Dan Marino and Don Shula." The 30 Rock comment keeps making me chuckle to myself. And I'm in an airport, so that's not a good thing. |
| 2012-05-29 9:22 PM in reply to: #4231195 |
Expert 1566 Prattville Insane Asylum San Antonio | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida Here is a nice timeline of the descent of FL into Zombie madness... |
| 2012-05-30 6:05 AM in reply to: #4234503 |
Champion 6503 NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida ecozenmama - 2012-05-29 9:22 PM Here is a nice timeline of the descent of FL into Zombie madness... This is much better than the original article. Especially the Bugs Bunny part. When did he cut Florida loose and send it toward Cuba? I need to watch more Fox News. |
| 2012-05-30 10:52 AM in reply to: #4231195 |
Expert 1059 Newnan, Georgia | Subject: RE: Zombies in South Florida so why not.....might as well ask....what are you all doing to prepare? Guns/Food?what? |
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