Subject: women are always right!??so i'm playing pool with this girl last night. i win the first game and tell her she has to rack 'em. she's game so she does her thing without premable or fuss. i look up and the balls are centered nicely but about 2" away from the back of the table. i notice theres not one of those spots you usually see to put the 1 ball on. so, ever the teacher, i show here the little diamonds along the side and how the ball should be about even with that second diamond. i finish it up and we play some more. she gets her turn racking the balls again and this next time i see the balls are in line with the second diamond but they are about 5" off center, obviously closer to one side of the table. i glance quickly at her to get in on the joke, to watch her laugh and say "gotcha" but she looks back at me like "what?". i probably got this incredulous "you gotta be kiddin me" look on my face and gesture to the balls. she continues to not have a clue as to what i am concerned about. so i say "the balls are completely off center, you have to put them in the MIDDLE of the table". i mean, i know she has played this game before, it was her idea to do it. she tells me "you didn't say nothin about the balls being in the middle of the table, you told me to line them up with that second diamond" as she walks to it and puts her finger on the very one i used when i "taught' her. i tried about 2 times to interject a little common sense and logic into the discussion/debate before smarting up and just saying "yeah, that is what i told you". she just gave me this fantastically nice smile with her head tipped back and watched as i re-positioned the balls. the rest of the game went fine and i suffered no ill effects from the incident. all i could do was laugh though because i couldn't help but wonder how many people win/lose perfectly winnable discussions when you get participants with decidedly different levels of rationalism. (did i make that PC enough or what?) would love to see what the COJ crowd thinks of that. |