I don't really give a rat's a$$ WWCOJD

More often than not, I find myself doing the opposite of what COJ would do.

I think COJ would definitely have suggested that you start a thread stating that you don't care what COJ thinks.

bts

In that case, nevermind.

P.S.  Then don’t open a WWBTD  or WWCOJD thread.  Simple.

Now leave those threads to those who might actually be entertained by reading what others think.

In that case I'm in the clear, since my policy is to do the opposite of WCOJWD.

I don't open those threads, I just read the titles. Then I ponder how it must be to not be able to use the bathroom without first soliciting opinions.

Painful at first.  Then a warm moist feeling.  Then a cooling sensation.

How long before the stickiness sets in?

Better ask Scout when he gets back from break.

Depends on the clarity of the situation.

Unless of course COJ suggests that you never do what COJ suggests... then yer screwed.

bts

yes, fortunately that has not happened yet.

Go back to your double-wide.

That's no way to talk about yo momma!

hilarious

Heeee!!! 

Good God, there's been some pretty funny stuff on this site over the last couple of years, but that's a whole new level of funny.

Nicely done, Mike.

Yes, and obviously it's the "appeal to the morons" level, given the people responding.