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2007-09-17 3:59 PM

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Subject: So who's going to assume the mantle?

I officially nominate RickIdoallmyownstunts as fill in author of this weekly staple of COJ.  Lord knows the poor guy has to read almost all of our threads anyway, he might as well get to take a few shots back at the end of the week.  I'm sure he also appreciates me volunteering him for more work.





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2007-09-17 4:07 PM
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I second the nomination.
2007-09-17 4:14 PM
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THIRD!!!
2007-09-17 4:15 PM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?

Ooh, ooh, I want to audition:

10. nbo10 looked for advice on a memory foam mattress. Nobody really gives a rat’s a$$, HTFU dude, sleep on a board for all we care.

 

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1. spokes is no longer having fun running. Wah, wah, HTFU you big baby. I'd tell you this isn't a sport for little girls, but it is, and they're all tougher than you.

That’s all until next week, and yes you may all go to the bathroom.

Shortened format 'cause it's only Monday. How'd I do. Do I get the job?

Cool

 

2007-09-17 4:22 PM
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Bear - I considered nominating you but you just proved my reason not to. That's what you post all week long anyway. 
2007-09-17 4:23 PM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
the bear - 2007-09-17 4:15 PM

Ooh, ooh, I want to audition:

10. nbo10 looked for advice on a memory foam mattress. Nobody really gives a rat’s a$$, HTFU dude, sleep on a board for all we care.

 

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1. spokes is no longer having fun running. Wah, wah, HTFU you big baby. I'd tell you this isn't a sport for little girls, but it is, and they're all tougher than you.

That’s all until next week, and yes you may all go to the bathroom.

Shortened format 'cause it's only Monday. How'd I do. Do I get the job?

Cool

 

Bear, you sure you don't live up here in the Chicago land area.  I swear you are my hunting buddy. 

BTW, that was funny.



2007-09-17 4:23 PM
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Dough!  Double!



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2007-09-17 4:28 PM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
the bear - 2007-09-17 5:15 PM

Ooh, ooh, I want to audition:

10. nbo10 looked for advice on a memory foam mattress. Nobody really gives a rat’s a$$, HTFU dude, sleep on a board for all we care.

 

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1. spokes is no longer having fun running. Wah, wah, HTFU you big baby. I'd tell you this isn't a sport for little girls, but it is, and they're all tougher than you.

That’s all until next week, and yes you may all go to the bathroom.

Shortened format 'cause it's only Monday. How'd I do. Do I get the job?

Cool

 

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Sounds good to  me!

2007-09-17 4:37 PM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
Allow me to try:

1. The Bear was curmudgeony.
2. Scout said `HTFU'
3. Everybody in TAN busted out with some sort of innuendo.
4. Rynamite still hasn't kissed his friend Emily.
5. MR2Tony was not only funny but dead sexy.

What do I win?
2007-09-17 5:26 PM
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dude- you can't just make sh- stuff up.
2007-09-17 7:52 PM
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Okay, I'll have a go at it:

 

10.  BT historian hangloose began a quest for someone to fill FishrCutB8's shoes flippers.  We're not sure how this one's turning out yet.

9.   Despite his revulsion to our incessant crybaby whining and pathetic indecisivenes about where to sleep or when to go to the bathroom, the bear continues to grace us with his words of superior wisdom, like "HTFU."

8.   mr2tony has been displaying narcissistic tendencies.

Ah, rats.  Those last two don't really qualify as "news."  Look, it's only Monday, I'll work on it. 



2007-09-17 9:12 PM
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What I learned in COJ – Special Audition Edition
It’s only Monday, so I don’t have 10…


1.There are officially 48 different ways for COJ to say ‘masturbation’, many of which make me want to, “Keep hitting my head with my fist until my brains come oozing out.” Uh Oh, make that 49!

2.I’m glad Al Gore didn’t win.

3.The Bear doesn’t care what he would do because he let the ‘WWTBD’ thread die.

4.Miss South Carolina has proven that you can’t have both beauty and brains. And that most teens can’t like, stop like, saying like, like all of the time.

5.The Bear doesn’t give a rats a$$ about anything in COJ, but he continues to post here… hmmmm….

6.I hope that when jszat is old and in a nursing home, that he doesn’t continue to live by “Rule Number Five.” BTW, rule number five in his house states that pants are optional.


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2007-09-17 10:26 PM
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2007-09-17 10:36 PM
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ok, I will ask.

What does the "H" stand for in HTFU?

2007-09-18 1:23 AM
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bootygirl - 2007-09-17 10:36 PM

ok, I will ask.

What does the "H" stand for in HTFU?

H=Harden.

2007-09-18 7:06 AM
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2007-09-18 7:27 AM
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My vote is NO! No replacing Fish.

It's Fish's 'thing.'

No offense to our lovely contestants.

2007-09-18 7:31 AM
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Cheetah - 2007-09-17 9:12 PM  3.The Bear doesn’t care what he would do because he let the ‘WWTBD’ thread die.

WWTBD died after after some juvenile moron (that would be you) asked a question about wiping your butt.

5.The Bear doesn’t give a rats a$$ about anything in COJ, but he continues to post here… hmmmm…. 

There's a distinct difference between not caring to ask how COJers would handle the most mudane of life situations, and not giving a "rat's a$$ about anything in COJ." Sorry but you fail the audition because a basic understanding of the English language is required for this position.

And please, talk to a professional about your unhealthy obsession with me. Don't make me go all TRO on you. 



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2007-09-18 7:32 AM
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Renee - 2007-09-18 7:27 AM

My vote is NO! No replacing Fish.

It's Fish's 'thing.'

No offense to our lovely contestants.

Damn, I was really interested in seeing your audition.

2007-09-18 7:35 AM
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the bear - 2007-09-18 8:32 AM
Renee - 2007-09-18 7:27 AM

My vote is NO! No replacing Fish.

It's Fish's 'thing.'

No offense to our lovely contestants.

Damn, I was really interested in seeing your audition.

Heh. Do you want to see me banned???? This is the low-key, kinder/gentler Renee.

2007-09-18 7:39 AM
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mr2tony - 2007-09-17 5:37 PM Allow me to try: 1. The Bear was curmudgeony. 2. Scout said `HTFU' 3. Everybody in TAN busted out with some sort of innuendo. 4. Rynamite still hasn't kissed his friend Emily. 5. MR2Tony was not only funny but dead sexy. What do I win?

Dude... You couldn't even get the numbering right!  you count down, not up!



2007-09-18 9:04 AM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
I positively hate ALL of you! I'm going to run to my room, er, my futon, weeping and crying. Just for that. I give you ... ME IN A COCONUT BRA!!!

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2007-09-18 9:07 AM
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mr2tony - 2007-09-18 8:04 AM I positively hate ALL of you! I'm going to run to my room, er, my futon, weeping and crying. Just for that. I give you ... ME IN A COCONUT BRA!!! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Sure looks like seashells to me.  How can we trust someone to write the weekly review who doesn’t know his nuts from shells?

2007-09-18 9:10 AM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
Damn. I withdraw my OWN nomination for fu**ing that one up.
2007-09-18 9:36 AM
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Subject: RE: So who's going to assume the mantle?
I've never been so happy to see a white cotton T shirt.  Phew!
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