tasr - 2010-09-10 2:16 PM
knyost - 2010-09-10 9:51 AM TeamZ is having a SavageMan sign making Happy Hour. Post some submissions for funny/encouraging/sarcastic/motivating/mildly offensive signs now. Will be posted mostly on hills on the bike courses, but some on the run as well.
Example:
Carbon Fiber Bike: $5000
Race Wheels: $2000
Aero Helmet: $300
Dropping 10 pounds: Priceless
MDot? Big Whoop. This is SavageMan!!!
Your Wife Called. No Brick = No Lovin'
The Psych Ward Called. They want you back by 3.
Your Mama Called. She said "Quit Complaining"
etc... etc.... Bring em on!
There is no crying in TriathlonsWish you had that compact crank nowWhat goes UP keeps going UPShut up and Pedal
My grandma can pedal faster than you, I guess you miss that gene
HTFU indeed!
Suck my savage, chairman mao!
Now who's the pansy with a 12-28?
140.6... I'd kill for that HR right now!
Chicks dig my compact crank.
Gran Fondo is more than twice this far, Nancy.
Wanted dead or alive: Kyle Yost.
Aerodynamics trump weight in
all most triathlons.
If you're a clydesdale and you're reading this... that's f*&*ed up!
No christmas bonus for you, paperboy!
Want me to call the whaaaaaaaaaaaambulance?
Savageman has one of the flattest swims in all of triathlon.
You just crested big savage mountain, but only one of you will ever be THE MAN.
Don't worry, I heard Bjorn can't run.
On toothpick - "congratulations, you are beating Josh Beck"
Try to keep your cadence above the temperature, mmmkaay?
It's all downhill from here................................................
(to westernport
).
I assure you, crying about it will not make it shorter.
Stop Drafting!