Subject: RE: TAN 74... the day that TAN disapeared :DDear Mom's Adorable Puppy,
I know, it sucks being in your crate while I'm home, but the truth is you're spring loaded and I am afraid you'll jump on the bed and hurt my hip, or chew something you're not supposed to, and I can't let you out or feed you because, well, i'm stuck in bed. So please, stop howling like someone is putting your tail through a meat grinder, because it is truly pathetic. And also, your little Houdini escape from said crate this morning, while adorable and quite amusing, is really not on. The emergency latch is, well, for emergencies. And also: the bottom tray is made of very hard plastic, so even your most frantic scratching (which i can hear up here as well ) will do you no good. Calm down and chew on your Kong toy, you big goofball.
love,
Phoenix the cripple Edited by phoenixazul 2009-04-29 9:49 AM
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