TAN #203: TANese New Year - Horsing Around (Page 19)

No.  She informed me of my many manly shortcomings.  It was like a Gatlin gun against a peashooter.

Did I kill TAN or just put it down for an early nap?

Quick, get this TAN some bewbs, STAT!

WHO THE HECK IS THE NEW GUY

i will make the obvious perv comment...

"poor mrs. techdiver"

Hey kids,

Sun is shining.  Air is getting warmer.  Supposed to get up into the mid-50's.  I think that means you will have to entertain yourselves this afternoon.  I am going for a bike ride.  

Last Georgia Tech home game will be Saturday.  I will be riding in Atlanta this weekend.  I don't think any of the Hotlantans check into this little outpost of inanity and insanity.  If you do and then happen to see a dude with white hair riding a bike slowly in Midtown smiling broadly, be sure to wave.  It could be me.

TW

I think people like to conspire against me, and all pizz me off simultaneously for maximum effect.

I suppose this could be better than a continuous stream of BS though? 

vaguebooking

none of us can answer this question cause we have no clue what you are talking about.

The ex that owes me money didn't pay this month. 

The ex that just broke up with me is dumping a lot of emotional baggage on me at the moment. And is mad that I'm not mad the he has a date on Friday. 

Speaking of 5 pounds...
My birthday was last week and ALLLL week I let myself eat whatever I wanted. This included lasagna (3x), cupcakes (6), cake, pizza, nachos (FREEBIRDS!), cookies from co-worker (seriously like... 20) and an entire box/pouch of the new Girl Scout gluten free cookies in one sitting. I was up 6 pounds Monday morning - surprise surprise. 

But just 48 hours later 5 of those pounds are gone with low carb eating. Fascinating to me!

They painted my office last night and I am floating.

I feel good, reallll good!

I have been working on my math problem non-stop for about 6 months and really not getting out much to run or ride.  Zero training for maybe the last month.  I think my 12 pound weight gain will be harder to get rid of than Lisa's.

Today is the day to restart.  I shall eat some lunch, put on moderately warm bike gear, pump up the tires, and head out the door.  I am sure you will all be waiting anxiously here for me to report back.

TW

I was so busy with work yesterday I forgot to mention that it was Pancake Tuesday! (aka Shrove Tuesday, Fat Tuesday, etc.)

We had pancakes for dinner, anyone else indulge?

Um, two beers after my bike ride?

I meant to pick up donuts of the way to work, but I forgot. Now I'm hungry for pancakes!

i'm doing a whole 30, so no donuts or pancakes for me.  Luckily my coworkers all forgot too, NOBODY brought in donuts.  This is a place that has a reason to bring in donuts almost every day, it seems!

One of our middle managers used to bring in donuts once a week and I learned the hard way that having one before a long run during my lunch break was not so good of an idea. Sugar crash while running up a hill is never fun! Fortunately (for my waistline) that middle manager is gone and with him the weekly donuts.

Omelet day in the cafeteria is my FAVORITE! 
What do you have going on for lunch?

2 weeks ago i made this amazing butternut squash soup.  i saved 2 servings of it in the freezer, so packed one in my lunch today.  OH MY GOD i forgot how good this soup was!  i want to go home and make a million pots full of it!