Subject: RE: The ConclaveJust had to post this English adaptation of the German version that's going around FB: Small VATICAN SIGN GUIDE for the Sistine Chapel White smoke emerges = new Pope Black smoke emerges = no new Pope Lots of white smoke emerges = Cigar-loving Pope Lots of black smoke emerges = Chapel is on fire Balloons emerge = Cardinal has a birthday Laser show from chimney = Conclave after-party Man in all black emerges = chimney sweep has been found Lots of mice emerge = wine cellar door left open Fireworks zooming out = wine cellar door left open St. Paul emerges = Miracle! |