Locker Room turnoffs (Page 2)

Think of it as shoving a hair dryer up a skirt (or a terry cloth kilt in this case...).  Yes, EEEEEWWWW!

There's a lady at the pool that spends 10 minutes applying lotion... IN THE SAUNA ROOM! Now lady, listen. You've got a right to softer than a baby's butt skin, but I DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR LOTION IN A ROOM THAT IS 100 DEGREES!!

(I also don't want to see her rubbing lotion up and down her fat thighs, but since I'm perfectly capable of sitting in the sauna with my eyes closed, I won't complain.)

I believe that it was the sheer amount of time that she was spending on the activity.  How long does it really take to apply lotion?

Man I got ya'll beat.  At one locker-room on base we had an older guy who would come in and, as mentioned, strip down.  But he would then proceed to do EVERYTHING naked.  All his grooming (including rubbing his package against the sink) and the worst was the stretching... finally one dude went up to him and said he needed to knock that $*** off.  Scarred for life, I was.

bts

You have no idea the scene you just created.  I just about sprayed Myoplex shake out of my nose and onto the computer screen.  I fully agree w/ ya!!  It ain't that kind of a hair dryer and NO ONE wants to see that!

All of the lockerroom shower stories reminded me of college.  Although they were not locker rooms, some of the dorm bathrooms and showers were coed.  One dorm even had coed communal showers. 

That's rather liberated... how'd that go over?

bts

It worked out.  Each bathroom had a sign on it that you could put up that said either, "men only" or "women only" if you were uncomftorble with the other sex being in the room.  But hey, it was a bunch of 18 yearolds who felt rather liberated so I never once saw the sign.  I did have friends back ini Atlanta that would beg to come visit.

Funniest thing for me was after a workout I laid my sweaty towel on the bench next to my locker.  A guy comes out of the shower and picks up my towel and starts drying off his face.  I didn't have the heart to point this out to him, nor did I ask for my towel back.

Peeve-wise, there's a guy at my pool I have dubbed Jim-the-space-eater, because he lays out all of his clothes on the bench (about 5 ft worth) before he swims and takes up 3 hooks (out of 6) in the shower (toiletries, towel, bathing suit).