Subject: RE: top 11 signs you're gonna die...Can't top either of those, but I'll go with the generic ...
You're in ANY resort area, there's a rash of unexplained disappearances, the mayor announces "It's the busiest weekend of the season and the ___________ will remain open. We do not believe there is any threat to the public.", and you listen and go in/on/up/under the __________. |