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 2012-01-28 11:25 AM in reply to: #4015889 |
Expert  1194   |  Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!)lisac957 - 2012-01-28 11:52 AM Bet he felt so used and unappreciated Are you sure she didn't pre-game before heading over? I do that for pretty much every first date. But then again, I can hold my liquor. I also had a linger-er once. I was up, eating breakfast, cleaning, doing laundry, got dressed for a run... this guy would not take the hint. Moral of the story: always have back-up morning plans. Fake ones if necessary. "Oh yeah sorry, I'm meeting some people for a run at 9... need me to walk you to your car?" Funny stuff.  |
| 2012-01-28 11:33 AM in reply to: #4015561 |
Elite 7783    PEI, Canada | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) Where are ya's going for lunch? |
| 2012-01-28 12:18 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Expert 3145 Scottsdale, AZ | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) If they're drunk enough to crash on the bathroom floor that means they'll never wake up when you carry them outside and pin a note on them. Put her on the front patio and go on with your day. If not that then at least get the camera and the Sharpie out. Is she a FB friend? Even better!
Hot Mess for sure. |
| 2012-01-28 12:20 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help. |
| 2012-01-28 12:23 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Member 5452 NC | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) But did you tell her you sought advice about your relationship here? I mean, we all could meet and all I would be thinking about would be her drunken vominastiness. It would be really awkward. |
| 2012-01-28 12:48 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Master 2264 Sunbury, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) |
| 2012-01-28 1:58 PM in reply to: #4016000 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) TheClaaaw - 2012-01-29 2:48 AM Seriously, page two and I am the first to declare TTIWWP!!!!! Page two and I'm still laughing. She out of your hair yet? I puked on a guy's shoes once on our first date ... seven years later, I finally left. |
| 2012-01-28 2:09 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Royal(PITA) 14270 West Chester, Ohio | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) I think I would make sure she heard the noise of the steamcleaning going on to rid the carpet of the puke smell. Ought to do wonders for the wine hangover (NOT) |
| 2012-01-28 2:16 PM in reply to: #4016073 |
Extreme Veteran 442 Ohio | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) TriAya - 2012-01-28 2:58 PM TheClaaaw - 2012-01-29 2:48 AM Seriously, page two and I am the first to declare TTIWWP!!!!! Page two and I'm still laughing. She out of your hair yet? I puked on a guy's shoes once on our first date ... seven years later, I finally left. This ^^^ |
| 2012-01-28 2:22 PM in reply to: #4015966 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help. |
| 2012-01-28 2:40 PM in reply to: #4016090 |
Champion 7136 Knoxville area | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) skipg - 2012-01-28 3:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help. +1 |
| 2012-01-28 2:43 PM in reply to: #4016073 |
Champion 7136 Knoxville area | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) TriAya - 2012-01-28 2:58 PM TheClaaaw - 2012-01-29 2:48 AM Seriously, page two and I am the first to declare TTIWWP!!!!! Page two and I'm still laughing. She out of your hair yet? I puked on a guy's shoes once on our first date ... seven years later, I finally left.
yes yes, Damage is pretty well minimized now. I too am still laughing |
| 2012-01-28 2:49 PM in reply to: #4016090 |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) skipg - 2012-01-28 1:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help.
Ya, if you can't suck it up and fight through a little vomit... hand it over.
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| 2012-01-28 3:20 PM in reply to: #4016117 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) powerman - 2012-01-28 3:49 PM C'mon you gotta have some sort of standards and draw the line somewhere. skipg - 2012-01-28 1:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help.
Ya, if you can't suck it up and fight through a little vomit... hand it over.
Not sure if any of you have showtime on cable, they have a show called Shameless and it's awesome...has situations just like this! Edited by skipg 2012-01-28 3:21 PM |
| 2012-01-28 3:21 PM in reply to: #4016108 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) Leegoocrap - 2012-01-28 12:43 PM I too am still laughing So far this is the best quote of 2012!!!!!!!! |
| 2012-01-28 3:33 PM in reply to: #4016150 |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) skipg - 2012-01-28 2:20 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 3:49 PM C'mon you gotta have some sort of standards and draw the line somewhere. Not sure if any of you have showtime on cable, they have a show called Shameless and it's awesome...has situations just like this!skipg - 2012-01-28 1:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help.
Ya, if you can't suck it up and fight through a little vomit... hand it over.
So the winky face didn't do it for you hu? We can make jokes about craping all over our selves and discuss drinking donkey semen... but nothing but blank stares when it comes to having sex with a girl that has drank too much. Wow.
I had a girlfriend once in the Navy for two weeks. We went out with her smoking hot girlfriend. It was "that time of the month" and she went to bed. Her drunk girlfriend that was coming on to me all night wanted to get it on. I would not cheat on my girlfriend even though she was leaving for good next week. I have never cheated on any woman I have ever been with. My standards have gotten in the way of more tail that I have ever had. But ya, I'm sure I'm the only one that thought it.... |
| 2012-01-28 3:50 PM in reply to: #4016172 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) powerman - 2012-01-28 4:33 PM The winky did it for me...just forgot to give you my winky skipg - 2012-01-28 2:20 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 3:49 PM C'mon you gotta have some sort of standards and draw the line somewhere. Not sure if any of you have showtime on cable, they have a show called Shameless and it's awesome...has situations just like this!skipg - 2012-01-28 1:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help.
Ya, if you can't suck it up and fight through a little vomit... hand it over.
So the winky face didn't do it for you hu? We can make jokes about craping all over our selves and discuss drinking donkey semen... but nothing but blank stares when it comes to having sex with a girl that has drank too much. Wow.
I had a girlfriend once in the Navy for two weeks. We went out with her smoking hot girlfriend. It was "that time of the month" and she went to bed. Her drunk girlfriend that was coming on to me all night wanted to get it on. I would not cheat on my girlfriend even though she was leaving for good next week. I have never cheated on any woman I have ever been with. My standards have gotten in the way of more tail that I have ever had. But ya, I'm sure I'm the only one that thought it....  |
| 2012-01-28 3:56 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Elite 6387 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) Doh! I thought I was the only sick one here for a minute. Don't give me a complex. I have enough already |
| 2012-01-28 4:32 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
Expert 3145 Scottsdale, AZ | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) Definitely calls for returning the favor with a dump on her carpet. Wait, is carpet literally the. Are on her floor or a euphemism? |
| 2012-01-28 4:35 PM in reply to: #4016261 |
Expert 1194 | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) thebigb - 2012-01-28 5:32 PM You nasty Definitely calls for returning the favor with a dump on her carpet. Wait, is carpet literally the. Are on her floor or a euphemism? |
 2012-01-28 4:40 PM in reply to: #4016265 |
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| 2012-01-28 4:40 PM in reply to: #4015561 |
| Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) I'm so glad there was no social media when I was 20 something............ |
| 2012-01-28 4:49 PM in reply to: #4016107 |
| Extreme Veteran 592 Long Island | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) Leegoocrap - 2012-01-28 3:40 PM skipg - 2012-01-28 3:22 PM powerman - 2012-01-28 1:20 PM Maybe I'm just a nice guy...but having a few drinks and both parties are feeling frisky is one thing, Someone that just puked herself and all over my house doesn't really do it for me. Maybe I should turn in my man card!?! So let me get this straight... you have a plastered girl in your house on a "first date", you are trolling BT for opinions, worrying about sticking to bikes (and not the opposite sex)... and NOT HAVING SEX. You need serious serious help. +1 Yeah, sex would be the last thing on my mind and the only bucket I would be giving her would be filled w/cleaning supplies Back in the day, my buddy's drunk GF redecorated the back of my 72 Chevelle. I was in her driveway bright and early the next morning with just such a bucket. |
| 2012-01-28 6:29 PM in reply to: #4016152 |
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| 2012-01-28 7:32 PM in reply to: #4015746 |
| Extreme Veteran 550 Vine Grove, KY | Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!) The fact that you didnt use your Ebony War Axe or Nightingale Bow on her after the vomitfest says you sir, have more compassion and patience than I. |
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