Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss (Page 2)

dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy

if they run, they're VC; if they don't run, they're well trained VC.

Q:  how do you shoot women and children?
A:  easy, just don't lead 'em as much!

do some of that pilot Mav!

thank you very little

You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

So many from Austion Powers:

"Allow myself to introduce...myself."

"Its a man, man."

"I'm not dead, just very badly burned!"

"Honestly, who throws a shoe?"

"You know, I have one simple request and that is to have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!"

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!   (Napoleon Dyanmite)

I think this needs a picture.

 

Edited by BellinghamSpence 2010-09-06 11:58 AM

"And after the spanking, the oral sex." - Holy Grail

"I take it black...like my men." - Airplane


Edited by CubeFarmGopher 2010-09-06 12:31 PM

"Kick his a$$, Sea Bass!"

The Naked Gun:  (loved that flic) 

"Nice beaver."
-Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad 

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Leia: "I love you."
Han:  "I know."

We've got  a pool and a pond. Pond's good for you though...

There's no crying in baseball

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

"They're shooting at the cans!!!"
-The Jerk

"It goes to eleven."
-Spinal Tap

"Laces out Dan!"
-Ace Ventura 

Toepick!

"First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?" -Contact

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." -The Simpsons

"My God! Let me get a look at you. You know, you look like [crap]. What's your secret?" -The Score

[the Terminator has promised not to kill anybody, but to get into the hospital he shoots the guard in the legs]
The Terminator: He'll live.

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” - Star Wars

“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookiee win.” - Star Wars

"Are you serious, Clark?"---Christmas Vacation

"dont make me he-B@tch man slap you!"---Deuce Bigalew

"gimme, gimme, gimme....I need, I need, I need..." --- What about Bob?

Edited by GNO93 2010-09-07 6:56 AM

"I don't know Harry, The French are a-holes ."


language edit, sorry...

Edited by MIKEWOODS 2010-09-07 8:14 AM

 I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here - As Good as It Gets

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ...and I'm all out of bubblegum - They Live (just plain cheesy)

I picked the wrong week to stop drinking/smoking/sniffing glue/amphetamines - Airplane (just about every line in that movie is quotable)

and of course the best ever...

It's 106 miles to chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.  Hit it! - The Blues Brothers

"Step in to my office."

"Why?"

"Cause you're F--kin Fired!"- something about mary

Quoting chick flicks huh, you may have to hand over your man card.