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2009-08-25 12:31 PM
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mrbbrad - 2009-08-25 1:30 PM
KSH - 2009-08-25 12:14 PM
Not many women can say they have been hit on by a carni and offered drugs at the same time.


I'm pretty sure every woman who has been hit on by a carni has been offered drugs at the same time.


The guy has a job, likes to travel, and has disposable income. Sounds like a catch.


Now that's a silver lining!

2009-08-25 12:51 PM
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I am loving all of these responses, hilarious.  My co-worker said I should have asked for a free ride on the tilt-a-whirl. I said, "Heck no, he probably would have thought that was code for something else." Ha!

2009-08-25 12:54 PM
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Tilt-a-whirl is a threesome with the bearded lady. Niiiiiiiiice
2009-08-25 1:10 PM
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mrbbrad - 2009-08-25 12:30 PM

KSH - 2009-08-25 12:14 PM
Not many women can say they have been hit on by a carni and offered drugs at the same time.


I'm pretty sure every woman who has been hit on by a carni has been offered drugs at the same time.


The guy has a job, likes to travel, and has disposable income. Sounds like a catch.


Probably so.

Well I'm proud to say that a carni hasn't hit on me... yet... so I wasn't sure about the whole "drugs come with the package" thing.

2009-08-25 1:19 PM
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KSH - 2009-08-25 2:10 PM

a carni hasn't hit on me... yet...
 


Hang in there. Your day will come.
2009-08-25 1:21 PM
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mrbbrad - 2009-08-25 1:19 PM

KSH - 2009-08-25 2:10 PM

a carni hasn't hit on me... yet...
 


Hang in there. Your day will come.


Oh trust me, I KNOW. I know have 50+ year old men eye me. Yeah, you know you are old when....



2009-08-25 1:29 PM
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Is this the same crowd that said not to be so judgemental of the potential he/she sprinter?  C'mon folks, Carni's are part people too!

2009-08-25 1:56 PM
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steveseer - 2009-08-25 12:26 PM The carni line never works for me either...


Doesn't work, but you sell it marvelously


This is why I added the frown.  What kinda women don't like, "step right up, three bucks a ride.  Or spend $15 and ride all day long!"

ETA:  Whats that red font for again??

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2009-08-25 2:15 PM
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"Am I a TOTAL loser magnet or what?"  Is this some sort of a jab at all the fine people that are posting here? 

Oh... and I think getting Carni Carl to take you on the Log Ride would have been more fun than the Tilt-a-World.  Just sayin'. 


2009-08-25 2:19 PM
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Well you DO follow the Cubs.

2009-08-25 2:33 PM
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miami9296 - 2009-08-25 11:12 AM


  • ...................I tell him I do the usual...hang out with friends, family, and that I also do triathlons. "What's a triathlon?" Really? So I tell him, and he says, "So do you like to party?" By now I am really wishing I could somehow get someone in my family's attention or just have the guts to walk away, but I don't want to be rude.  "I don't know what you mean by party, but I drink, that's about it. Being that I do triathlons, I don't usually do anything but drink." And he says, "So, you don't smoke p*t, snort glue, sniff or shoot up?"

    With this, I tell him, "No Carl, I don't do any of that, and I'm going to go ahead and go celebrate with my family." And as I am leaving he says, "Well, if you change your mind, I'll be here." GREEEATTT...........



    • Technically, he didn't offer you any drugs. Perhaps he just asked if you did them to make sure he wasn't going to associate with that type of riff-raff. It is possible carni's have high standards in Montana.

    2009-08-25 3:13 PM
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    That is pretty funny and scary at the same time.  Most of the Carl's I know are pretty funny.  I'm sure you've met this Carl before. 



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    2009-08-25 3:17 PM
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    Perhaps he was just looking for an outside investor in his meth lab franchise!
    2009-08-25 3:48 PM
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    kiwi4j - 2009-08-25 10:27 AM LOL!!! (pause...) LOL!!! (pause...) LOL!!! You just made my day! 

    I'm getting a mental picture of a guy who looks like Eddie from Christmas vacation and I can't stop laughing!!!


    LOL x2 exact same visual that I had.
    2009-08-25 4:03 PM
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    I am a brother to sooooo many girls because of situations like this!  I'll see the situation you describe, walk up, interrupt and declare, "Hey sis!  Why've you been ditching me all night?  Come and talk to your big brother."  Then grab you and walk away.  It's really bad when the guys just won't let you get away.  Once we're gone you can make a hasty retreat and disapear away from el creepo - and me for that matter.
    Sometimes girls would want to stay and hang out with me and that was always cool.  Wink  Or they would just say "thanks" and walk away.  Either way, I figured it was a kind public service.  Most guys don't want to question a guy my size.

    ... Did you ever find out if Carl was a family member, friend or wedding crasher?
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    2009-08-25 4:39 PM
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    miami9296 - 2009-08-25 12:12 PM

    Friday night was a Hoe Down for the rehersal dinner at a saloon in town....and I dressed up for it since when am I ever going to be able to dress up again


    I think I see the problem.  For most of the women I know, this would be considered "Dressing Down", not dressing up.  Perhaps you need to class up the daily wardrobe.


    Just sayin...

    2009-08-25 7:13 PM
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    KSH - 2009-08-25 2:21 PM
    mrbbrad - 2009-08-25 1:19 PM
    KSH - 2009-08-25 2:10 PM

    a carni hasn't hit on me... yet...
     


    Hang in there. Your day will come.
    Oh trust me, I KNOW. I know have 50+ year old men eye me. Yeah, you know you are old when....


    LOL!!!
    2009-08-25 7:20 PM
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    Sniff glue? Really? I mean, I am not into any of the other things either so it wouldn't be part of my pick up line but come on. GLUE?



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    2009-08-25 7:47 PM
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    For the folks coming to IMLOU this week its your lucky week. The Kentucky state fair is going on write down the road from the run course. Plenty of carni's to checkout, I hope some of you find your soulmates. LOL
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    Come on give me a break I'm from Kentuck what do you expect! Uh its the liquid paper for me.

    kmill23 - 2009-08-25 8:52 PM

    timdude - 2009-08-25 7:47 PM For the folks coming to IMLOU this week its your lucky week. The Kentucky state fair is going on write down the road from the run course. Plenty of carni's to checkout, I hope some of you find your soulmates. LOL


    Does the glue smell good? Wink
    2009-08-25 8:22 PM
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    mattb1 - 2009-08-25 4:13 PM That is pretty funny and scary at the same time.  Most of the Carl's I know are pretty funny.  I'm sure you've met this Carl before. 


    That Carl is different.  He ROCKS!  (As evident by a certain favorite signature line below.)
    2009-08-25 8:34 PM
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    Spokes - 2009-08-25 5:31 PM
    ride_like_u_stole_it - 2009-08-25 9:21 AM

    afraid of only two things – nuclear war and "Carnies. Circus Folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."



    What about the Dutch?

    Drunk last night. Drunk the night before,
    Gonna get drunk tonight like I never been drunk before,
    For when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be;
    For I am a member of the Souse family,
    Now the Souse family is the best family
    That ever came over from Old Germany.
    With the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch;
    And the Rotterdam Dutch, and the God damned Dutch.
    Now when God made the Irish, he didn't make much;
    But he surely made 'em better than the Rotterdam Dutch
    Glorious!
    Glorious!
    One keg of beer for the four of us!
    Glory be to God there're no more of us;
    For four of us can drink it all alone!
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    Bigfuzzydoug - 2009-08-25 4:03 PM

    I am a brother to sooooo many girls because of situations like this!  I'll see the situation you describe, walk up, interrupt and declare, "Hey sis!  Why've you been ditching me all night?  Come and talk to your big brother."  Then grab you and walk away.  It's really bad when the guys just won't let you get away.  Once we're gone you can make a hasty retreat and disapear away from el creepo - and me for that matter.
    Sometimes girls would want to stay and hang out with me and that was always cool.  Wink  Or they would just say "thanks" and walk away.  Either way, I figured it was a kind public service.  Most guys don't want to question a guy my size.

    ... Did you ever find out if Carl was a family member, friend or wedding crasher?


    I'm to oblivious to notice these situations, but my wife often sends me in to save her friends if we are out with them. It works better if I do it then if she does it. Now I wish I could get her to let the friends reciprocate
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