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 2010-04-15 5:16 AM in reply to: #2772676 |
Champion  5615   |  Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the NightstandQueenZipp - 2010-04-06 9:43 PM 1stTimeTri - 2010-04-06 7:21 PM QueenZipp - 2010-04-06 6:19 PM ADollar79 - 2010-04-06 9:47 AM I would suggest either a box in the nightstand (no pun intended) or the underwear drawer. You are right, kids are going to snoop that is a given so you can only do so much to conceal your fun. Most kids don't want to see their parents underwear so that would be my choice. Ha, I have had the need to retrieve my underwear from my 14 year old daughter on multiple occasions. It's no fun...Now I wash all my underclothes separated from theirs so no one can swipe it! Q.Z. - you know how hard it is not to comment on this?? Do ya?  Go ahead, Phil....I left it out there. Yes, miss thing had no problem stealing my underwear and socks. It annoys the hell out of me too. I cleaned her room once to prove it...found 2 pair of my Victoria Secret finest in there. I don't know if you can really consider Victoria Secret as "finest." Have you seen how easy that stuff rips when you pull on it with your teeth? |
| 2010-04-15 6:20 AM in reply to: #2793135 |
Elite 2443   Athens, Georgia | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 6:16 AM QueenZipp - 2010-04-06 9:43 PM 1stTimeTri - 2010-04-06 7:21 PM QueenZipp - 2010-04-06 6:19 PM ADollar79 - 2010-04-06 9:47 AM I would suggest either a box in the nightstand (no pun intended) or the underwear drawer. You are right, kids are going to snoop that is a given so you can only do so much to conceal your fun. Most kids don't want to see their parents underwear so that would be my choice. Ha, I have had the need to retrieve my underwear from my 14 year old daughter on multiple occasions. It's no fun...Now I wash all my underclothes separated from theirs so no one can swipe it! Q.Z. - you know how hard it is not to comment on this?? Do ya? Go ahead, Phil....I left it out there. Yes, miss thing had no problem stealing my underwear and socks. It annoys the hell out of me too. I cleaned her room once to prove it...found 2 pair of my Victoria Secret finest in there. I don't know if you can really consider Victoria Secret as "finest." Have you seen how easy that stuff rips when you pull on it with your teeth? It always seams to rip when I am putting it on. |
| 2010-04-15 6:21 AM in reply to: #2793135 |
Expert 1461 Sarnia, Ontario | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 6:16 AM QueenZipp - 2010-04-06 9:43 PM 1stTimeTri - 2010-04-06 7:21 PM QueenZipp - 2010-04-06 6:19 PM ADollar79 - 2010-04-06 9:47 AM I would suggest either a box in the nightstand (no pun intended) or the underwear drawer. You are right, kids are going to snoop that is a given so you can only do so much to conceal your fun. Most kids don't want to see their parents underwear so that would be my choice. Ha, I have had the need to retrieve my underwear from my 14 year old daughter on multiple occasions. It's no fun...Now I wash all my underclothes separated from theirs so no one can swipe it! Q.Z. - you know how hard it is not to comment on this?? Do ya? Go ahead, Phil....I left it out there. Yes, miss thing had no problem stealing my underwear and socks. It annoys the hell out of me too. I cleaned her room once to prove it...found 2 pair of my Victoria Secret finest in there. I don't know if you can really consider Victoria Secret as "finest." Have you seen how easy that stuff rips when you pull on it with your teeth? HAHAHA... this is better than TAN!!! BTW I Might have to have a talk with the mrs about the sock drawer on her side of the bed.... |
| 2010-04-15 7:48 AM in reply to: #2770951 |
Regular 534 Philadelphia | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Small children will find anything that is not stored in an alternate dimension. Secure your adult items accordingly. I'm with gearboy that snooping older children deserve what they get. |
| 2010-04-15 8:18 AM in reply to: #2770951 |
Master 2802 Minnetonka, Minnesota | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Small, flat safe under the bed. "Really kids, it is just for our important documents". |
| 2010-04-15 11:17 AM in reply to: #2793386 |
Pro 6767 the Alabama part of Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand ejshowers - 2010-04-15 9:18 AM Small, flat safe under the bed. "Really kids, it is just for our important documents". I don't think your old Playboys are really "important documents"... |
| 2010-04-15 11:24 AM in reply to: #2770951 |
Expert 1461 Sarnia, Ontario | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand OMG |
| 2010-04-15 11:42 AM in reply to: #2793936 |
Pro 6767 the Alabama part of Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand jspelay - 2010-04-15 12:24 PM OMG Best. Halloween. Costume. Idea. EVER!!!! |
| 2010-04-15 12:27 PM in reply to: #2793936 |
Master 2327 North Alabama | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand jspelay - 2010-04-15 11:24 AM OMG Very similar to the comic strip I once saw. -Mom and her girlfriends are playing cards around the table -Kid walks in with "toy" strapped to his head and says, "Look mom, I'm a rhinoceros" |
| 2010-04-15 12:30 PM in reply to: #2770951 |
Expert 1461 Sarnia, Ontario | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand just thought of this one.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjkWjKZ4Sw&feature=PlayList&p=8D944A4A05E52807&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=11 Ikea comercial... |
| 2010-04-15 12:39 PM in reply to: #2793321 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 9:48 PM Small children will find anything that is not stored in an alternate dimension. Indeed. And might anyone know of an alternate-dimension storage container that would keep out two small Labradors? No? Sigh. I didn't think so. One cannot even GET toys here, legally. |
| 2010-04-15 2:08 PM in reply to: #2770951 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand AcesFull - 2010-04-06 10:33 AM Okay COJ, wondering about your opinions/practices regarding "adult" items in your nightstand when there are kids in the home. I think most would suggest that the phallic-shaped vibe is not okay when your teenager might find it in your nightstand (I searched my parents room as a teen, and would rather not have found Mom's vibe, ick!), but what about other items, like lube, or a "massager" that has multiple possible uses? Aces, I remember when I was little, I was at a friend's house. He was looking for something and found an ....ummm, rubber male representation object in his mom's nightstand. He brought it downstairs where the house full of young boys erupted into laughter. My friend then, pulled down his zipper, stuck it in so he appeared to be proudly displaying his manhood. He walked out along the street and stood with it hanging out as he pretended to hitch hike. Ten minutes later, his mom came home and witnessed it. ROFL (just letting you know of the potential consequences) |
| 2010-04-15 2:10 PM in reply to: #2772691 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." |
| 2010-04-15 2:16 PM in reply to: #2794450 |
Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. |
| 2010-04-15 3:32 PM in reply to: #2794178 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand TriAya - 2010-04-15 12:39 PM Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 9:48 PM Small children will find anything that is not stored in an alternate dimension. Indeed. And might anyone know of an alternate-dimension storage container that would keep out two small Labradors? No? Sigh. I didn't think so. One cannot even GET toys here, legally. That makes me very sad for you! Hopefully you were at least allowed to bring some with you when you moved there... I'm guessing buying batteries isn't illegal? |
| 2010-04-15 3:43 PM in reply to: #2794470 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries..... |
| 2010-04-15 3:44 PM in reply to: #2794443 |
Regular 534 Philadelphia | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Ok, if we're busting out stories... My SO's parents were visiting friends once, and the friends' two small boys had been sent upstairs to play while the adults had boring adult conversation in the kitchen. Some time into the visit, the sound of thundering feet and "YAAA! HYAAA!" (etc.) are heard at the top of the stairs, on the stairs, and then in the living room. All four adults go into the living room to see the boys hitting each other with [rubber male representation object]s. Their Dad, totally deadpan: "What are you two doing?" One of the boys: "SWORDFIGHTING!" Their Dad, still deadpan: "And where did you get those swords?" Both boys, in unison: "(gasp) THE NO-NO DRAWER!" It was at that point that their mom started yelling and SO's parents fled back to the kitchen so they could safely laugh their arses off. Freud woulda had a field day with that one... |
| 2010-04-15 3:49 PM in reply to: #2794697 |
| Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 3:44 PM Ok, if we're busting out stories... My SO's parents were visiting friends once, and the friends' two small boys had been sent upstairs to play while the adults had boring adult conversation in the kitchen. Some time into the visit, the sound of thundering feet and "YAAA! HYAAA!" (etc.) are heard at the top of the stairs, on the stairs, and then in the living room. All four adults go into the living room to see the boys hitting each other with [rubber male representation object]s. Their Dad, totally deadpan: "What are you two doing?" One of the boys: "SWORDFIGHTING!" Their Dad, still deadpan: "And where did you get those swords?" Both boys, in unison: "(gasp) THE NO-NO DRAWER!" It was at that point that their mom started yelling and SO's parents fled back to the kitchen so they could safely laugh their arses off. Freud woulda had a field day with that one... ROFLMAO! |
| 2010-04-15 3:56 PM in reply to: #2794697 |
Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 4:44 PM Ok, if we're busting out stories... My SO's parents were visiting friends once, and the friends' two small boys had been sent upstairs to play while the adults had boring adult conversation in the kitchen. Some time into the visit, the sound of thundering feet and "YAAA! HYAAA!" (etc.) are heard at the top of the stairs, on the stairs, and then in the living room. All four adults go into the living room to see the boys hitting each other with [rubber male representation object]s. Their Dad, totally deadpan: "What are you two doing?" One of the boys: "SWORDFIGHTING!" Their Dad, still deadpan: "And where did you get those swords?" Both boys, in unison: "(gasp) THE NO-NO DRAWER!" It was at that point that their mom started yelling and SO's parents fled back to the kitchen so they could safely laugh their arses off. Freud woulda had a field day with that one... At least they didn't say they were cockfighting.... |
| 2010-04-15 3:59 PM in reply to: #2794728 |
Elite 3091 Spokane, WA | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:56 PM Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 4:44 PM Ok, if we're busting out stories... My SO's parents were visiting friends once, and the friends' two small boys had been sent upstairs to play while the adults had boring adult conversation in the kitchen. Some time into the visit, the sound of thundering feet and "YAAA! HYAAA!" (etc.) are heard at the top of the stairs, on the stairs, and then in the living room. All four adults go into the living room to see the boys hitting each other with [rubber male representation object]s. Their Dad, totally deadpan: "What are you two doing?" One of the boys: "SWORDFIGHTING!" Their Dad, still deadpan: "And where did you get those swords?" Both boys, in unison: "(gasp) THE NO-NO DRAWER!" It was at that point that their mom started yelling and SO's parents fled back to the kitchen so they could safely laugh their arses off. Freud woulda had a field day with that one... At least they didn't say they were cockfighting.... Golf clap.... |
| 2010-04-15 4:00 PM in reply to: #2794693 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand TriToy - 2010-04-15 3:43 PM CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries..... Aaaahhh yes, the always reliable BOB... well, reliable as long as the batteries haven't died! |
| 2010-04-15 4:03 PM in reply to: #2794693 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:43 PM CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries..... LOL, not judging, I just found it funny when it was blurted out during the movie.  |
| 2010-04-15 4:10 PM in reply to: #2794754 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Pector55 - 2010-04-15 5:03 PM TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:43 PM CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries..... LOL, not judging, I just found it funny when it was blurted out during the movie. toys don't talk back and don't lie about their marital status!!!!! |
| 2010-04-15 4:50 PM in reply to: #2770951 |
Extreme Veteran 592 Long Island | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand Ok, a little off the kids topic but kinda related....For my 30th b-day, some friends at work got me some gag gifts including a jack in the box where "jack" was replaced by "johnson". When I came home from work, I left said gifts on the table as I did not yet have kids. From the next room I hear the jack in the box music...a pop....and a loud Oh MY!!! I walk in to the room to see my mother in law holding the box with "Mr. Johnson" swinging back and forth. |
| 2010-04-15 5:11 PM in reply to: #2794766 |
Champion 16151 Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand TriToy - 2010-04-15 5:10 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 5:03 PM TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:43 PM CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist. They also know they are not to be snooping in my room. If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault. they deserve the trauma. Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries." That was the movie Parenthood. by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries..... LOL, not judging, I just found it funny when it was blurted out during the movie. toys don't talk back and don't lie about their marital status!!!!! Yeah, but ours deflate and need patching. In a hurry, can you use CO2 cartridges for those? |
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