Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas1) Get a cardboard box big enough to wear (y'know, arm holes, head hole, etc). 2) Wrap in wrapping paper of your choice, complete with fat ribbon, and the biggest gosh darn bow you can find. 3)Make a very large "To/From" tag that reads: "To: Women From: God" 4) Put it on. 5) Consume carbohydrate replentishment beverages in large quantities. 6) Collect prize for best costume. Done and done!! Instant hit. |