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2007-06-29 2:25 PM
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Butchcantswim - 2006-10-03 12:20 AM

"I enjoy sharing quiet moments together." Really means: It's taper time. Just back off because I am strategizing and in a pissy mood because I am worried about my "A" race and can't workout.

I resemble this remark!   

Butchcantswim - 2006-10-03 12:20 AM

"I enjoy road trips and leisurely drives." Really means: You have your choice of Wisconsin, Idaho, Florida, California, Arizona, and Canada, but don't expect to do much site seeing. If I get enough support from you we might be able to include Hawaii in there.

This one is my favorite.

 

Thanks for posting - this always give me a good chuckle as it isn't too far from the truth. 



2007-06-29 3:34 PM
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that's hysterical...my husband doesn't train in any way with me. I'm lucky he puts up with the crazy food issues and 5 AM wake ups on days off for my swim practice. Thought he was going to blow a gasket when the new bike came home last weekend. Replacing running shoes and bathing suits (again) will probably send him into orbit.

At least he drags himself and the kids to my races and acts somewhat supportive ( if you call doing paperwork while waiting for the start time and between transitions supportive)
2007-06-29 5:58 PM
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triOK - 2007-06-29 9:29 AM

OMG!  This is hilarious!  Being recently divorced and jumping back into the dating scene, I am going through this as we speak...

Me:  I need to get home a little early.

My date:  For what?

Me:  I'm getting up at 7am to run 10 miles.

My date:  For fun?

Me:  Uhhhhh, yeah.  Want to join me?

My date:  No.

Me:  It was nice to meet you.

 

(Ha ha... that didn't really happen, but most of the guys I am dating think I am completely nutso! )

 how come I don't meet single girls like this up here in Boston??? Maybe I need to move down south!


I'm surprised, actually. Boston is full of runners. And there are lots of cyclists there too. I lived there for 5 years, and it has somewhat of a reputation as a "fit" city. You're just not looking hard enough
2007-06-29 6:41 PM
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Hilarious I am a recent athletic and tri convert 2.5 yrs now and my family thinksI am insane and wonders when I will get bored.... they just don't understand it. The eating part is especially funny.
2007-06-29 7:38 PM
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Given that my dating life is dead to begin with, I should have no problems should I try and actually become a real triathlete
2007-06-29 10:14 PM
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Ok, so here is the latest dating or almost dating saga for me......

I met this guy at a party a few weeks ago and he asked for my number. He seemed nice and we chatted at the party so I didn't mind giving it to him. Well, when he called we did the chat and get to know each other. I told him about the triathlons that I am training for and he immediately compares my 8-10 hours a week of training to his 4 days a week at the gym. Now, I am NOT a tri snob but I just think what we do is completely different than doing the eliptical or stair climber. He then proceeded to tell me that he rides his bike to the gym (all of 2 miles) and then starts laughing about the distances that I am training for and what not. I proceeded to tell him that I really don't go out too often and that I have had to cut back on adult beverages and then he goes of laughing and telling me to stop and that I need to learn to live life and that I shouldn't be like that....

Can anyone tell me why I have yet to return his phone call?!?!?!?

My theme song is "Another one bites the dust"


2007-06-29 11:11 PM
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triOK - 2007-06-29 8:29 AM

OMG!  This is hilarious!  Being recently divorced and jumping back into the dating scene, I am going through this as we speak...

Me:  I need to get home a little early.

My date:  For what?

Me:  I'm getting up at 7am to run 10 miles.

My date:  For fun?

Me:  Uhhhhh, yeah.  Want to join me?

My date:  No.

Me:  It was nice to meet you.

 

(Ha ha... that didn't really happen, but most of the guys I am dating think I am completely nutso! )



So how many guys are you dating?
2007-06-29 11:57 PM
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JeepFleeb loves his bike more than me. Its ok though, one day I will get that vacation to Hawaii.

2007-06-30 12:30 AM
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Gina76 - 2007-06-29 7:14 PM

Ok, so here is the latest dating or almost dating saga for me......

I met this guy at a party a few weeks ago and he asked for my number. He seemed nice and we chatted at the party so I didn't mind giving it to him. Well, when he called we did the chat and get to know each other. I told him about the triathlons that I am training for and he immediately compares my 8-10 hours a week of training to his 4 days a week at the gym. Now, I am NOT a tri snob but I just think what we do is completely different than doing the eliptical or stair climber. He then proceeded to tell me that he rides his bike to the gym (all of 2 miles) and then starts laughing about the distances that I am training for and what not. I proceeded to tell him that I really don't go out too often and that I have had to cut back on adult beverages and then he goes of laughing and telling me to stop and that I need to learn to live life and that I shouldn't be like that....

Can anyone tell me why I have yet to return his phone call?!?!?!?

My theme song is "Another one bites the dust"



Are there other triathletes in Vegas?

At least you can party sometimes.
I work a lot and exercise > 16 hours a week typically.
I'm sure my tri club has other singles, but we're too busy training to hit on each other. haha

2007-06-30 1:06 AM
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Butchcantswim - 2006-10-02 11:20 PM

Thought this was funny.... but true

Dating a triathlete...

"I am an active person." Really means: Aside from my 40 hour job, and the 8 mandatory hours of sleep a night. 10 hours a week are devoted to me during the off-season and 20 during race season leaving us 4 hours. 2 of which are spent inhaling food and you not talking to me, so let's make the best of the 2 hours we will spend together on average each day. If you are a licensed message therapist or doctor this would make the most optimal use of our time together. Nutritionist is also acceptable, but I probably already know just as much as you.



Wait, other people get 2 hours A DAY?
2007-06-30 10:16 AM
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Butchcantswim - 2006-10-02 11:20 PM

Thought this was funny.... but true

Dating a triathlete...

"I am an active person." Really means: Aside from my 40 hour job, and the 8 mandatory hours of sleep a night. 10 hours a week are devoted to me during the off-season and 20 during race season leaving us 4 hours. 2 of which are spent inhaling food and you not talking to me, so let's make the best of the 2 hours we will spend together on average each day. If you are a licensed message therapist or doctor this would make the most optimal use of our time together. Nutritionist is also acceptable, but I probably already know just as much as you.



Wait, other people get 2 hours A DAY?


This doesn't include two hours a day on BT.com.


2007-06-30 12:41 PM
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Gina76 - 2007-06-29 7:14 PM Ok, so here is the latest dating or almost dating saga for me...... I met this guy at a party a few weeks ago and he asked for my number. He seemed nice and we chatted at the party so I didn't mind giving it to him. Well, when he called we did the chat and get to know each other. I told him about the triathlons that I am training for and he immediately compares my 8-10 hours a week of training to his 4 days a week at the gym. Now, I am NOT a tri snob but I just think what we do is completely different than doing the eliptical or stair climber. He then proceeded to tell me that he rides his bike to the gym (all of 2 miles) and then starts laughing about the distances that I am training for and what not. I proceeded to tell him that I really don't go out too often and that I have had to cut back on adult beverages and then he goes of laughing and telling me to stop and that I need to learn to live life and that I shouldn't be like that.... Can anyone tell me why I have yet to return his phone call?!?!?!? My theme song is "Another one bites the dust"

 

I HATE when people tell me I need to "live" or "relax".  Happens all the time.  HATE.

2007-06-30 3:16 PM
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Butchcantswim - 2006-10-02 11:20 PM

Thought this was funny.... but true

Dating a triathlete...

"I am an active person." Really means: Aside from my 40 hour job, and the 8 mandatory hours of sleep a night. 10 hours a week are devoted to me during the off-season and 20 during race season leaving us 4 hours. 2 of which are spent inhaling food and you not talking to me, so let's make the best of the 2 hours we will spend together on average each day. If you are a licensed message therapist or doctor this would make the most optimal use of our time together. Nutritionist is also acceptable, but I probably already know just as much as you.



Wait, other people get 2 hours A DAY?


This doesn't include two hours a day on BT.com.


Point taken.
2007-06-30 4:30 PM
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Wow guys, this got popular quick!  Gina76, I can't believe you haven't called that gym rat back yet. LOL  Glad you guys enjoyed. 
2007-06-30 5:12 PM
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GRRRRRRR  It gets me all fired up when people say "relax" & "you need to learn to live a little & have fun."   I'm having the time of my life....Can't they see that  
2007-06-30 6:02 PM
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greenmtnman - 2007-06-30 9:41 AM

I HATE when people tell me I need to "live" or "relax". Happens all the time. HATE.



hehe.. My mother thinks I exercise "too much".

(She doesn't exercise.)

Bleah!
Of course, you have to know your limitations..... but there's nothing wrong with trying to stretch and push your limits a little, too!

I'm better off finding someone who is also athletic and active even if she's not into the all the same sports.
Athletic girls are hotter.


2007-06-30 6:05 PM
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onefitgeek - 2007-06-30 4:02 PM

greenmtnman - 2007-06-30 9:41 AM

I HATE when people tell me I need to "live" or "relax". Happens all the time. HATE.



hehe.. My mother thinks I exercise "too much".

(She doesn't exercise.)

Bleah!
Of course, you have to know your limitations..... but there's nothing wrong with trying to stretch and push your limits a little, too!

I'm better off finding someone who is also athletic and active even if she's not into the all the same sports.
Athletic girls are hotter.


My mother tries to exercise and rides her bike but then complains that she is so slow and never gets faster and then she pouts. I told her that is because she only rides once every two weeks and that she needs to get at it more. Ugh!

She saw me today after a long ride in the heat and said she does not think what I am doing is healthy. Either you get it or you don't and she clearly does not get it!
2007-06-30 6:07 PM
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Oh, lover boy called me back two days later and was laughing and chuckling in the message because he wanted to see if my legs were sore from the long ride I did two days before. Obviously I did NOT call him back! Why can't I just meet a nice normal/psycho triathlete (I mean aren't triathletes somewhat psycho )?!?!?! And we only have two tri clubs here but I prefer to be on my own.

Butchcantswim - 2007-06-30 2:30 PM

Wow guys, this got popular quick!  Gina76, I can't believe you haven't called that gym rat back yet. LOL  Glad you guys enjoyed. 
2007-06-30 10:06 PM
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Gina76 - 2007-06-29 8:14 PM I proceeded to tell him that I really don't go out too often and that I have had to cut back on adult beverages and then he goes of laughing and telling me to stop and that I need to learn to live life and that I shouldn't be like that....


So on the first phone call this guy is already criticizing your decisions and being patronizing? And I thought I was bad at dating.

One point in his favor, he's being right up front with his idiocy.
2007-06-30 11:09 PM
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carrie1 - 2007-06-30 5:12 PM GRRRRRRR It gets me all fired up when people say "relax" & "you need to learn to live a little & have fun." I'm having the time of my life....Can't they see that

 

Gee people usually tell me I have too much fun and I wouldn't understand their stressfull live's.  Then again I do enjoy being blissfully ignorant of the majority people 

2007-06-30 11:12 PM
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So on the first phone call this guy is already criticizing your decisions and being patronizing? And I thought I was bad at dating. One point in his favor, he's being right up front with his idiocy.

 

 I had a girl tonight ask me what size diamond I would buy her if I was going to propose to her.. I met her apx 5 min. before she asked this.... Gotta love those Dallas women,  



2007-07-01 5:10 AM
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I actually just had a date (last night) with a triathlete freak (a currently injured one).  He sooo totally understands training - LOVE IT!!  Bonus points for him right off the buzzer. 

 Once I dated a guy and the FIRST F'ING thing he said to me when he found out I had a stress fracture was..."now you can spend more time with me."   Um....SEE YA you selfish ****!

 In any case, I'm digging that this recent guy is into the same things as I am.  We will see how this works out.  I've never dated anyone that was a runner or into any of the things I'm passionate about. Should  be interesting

2007-07-01 5:27 AM
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I have to give special kudos to my husband ... I forwarded the OP to him to make him laugh. He is not an athlete, but he does take good care of himself and maintains his fitness.
It was particularly timely because I am just wrapping up my biggest pre Musselman Half Iron wk of training and the following wk I will sign up for IMLP.

His comment? "Yes, it really made me laugh...It's a great list of all the things I love about you"...

This guy is a total KEEPER! And I should know...We have been married for 28 years!

Moral of this post?? The good ones are out there and worth waiting for......
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onefitgeek - 2007-07-01 9:02 AM
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I HATE when people tell me I need to "live" or "relax". Happens all the time. HATE.

hehe.. My mother thinks I exercise "too much". (She doesn't exercise.) Bleah! Of course, you have to know your limitations..... but there's nothing wrong with trying to stretch and push your limits a little, too! 

OMG - thats exactly my mother - she believes going to the gym a few times a week is enough for her daughter... I mean you dont want exercie interfering with your life or anything... she doesnt even think doing long racing is really a good idea... takes up too much time....

Guys are just as bad....The thing is when a guy offers to take me out its always to a bar for 'drinks' or dinner and 'drinks', out late etc... I took one riding once, he freaked out when I was in lycra and he had an old t-shirt, shorts and a mountain bike...so no wonder Im not dating!!!



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carrie1 - 2007-07-01 6:10 AM

I actually just had a date (last night) with a triathlete freak (a currently injured one).  He sooo totally understands training - LOVE IT!!  Bonus points for him right off the buzzer. 

 Once I dated a guy and the FIRST F'ING thing he said to me when he found out I had a stress fracture was..."now you can spend more time with me."   Um....SEE YA you selfish ****!

 In any case, I'm digging that this recent guy is into the same things as I am.  We will see how this works out.  I've never dated anyone that was a runner or into any of the things I'm passionate about. Should  be interesting

 

 I also wanted to mention that this fellow showed up at my house, not with flowers, but a container of EnduroxR4.  I'm so going out with him again

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