Men vs. Women (Page 2)

Women can generally flirt with anybody they want and not have the recipient freak out.

Even if we're the ones who picked the bar fight, the guy will get 86ed.

A naked woman is a beautiful thing. Naked men generally make people laugh.

We can create, sustain, and give to the world life from our own bodies.

It's more socially acceptable to allow the opposite gender to spend large sums of money on us.

Alimony.

We live longer.

We can pretty much wear anything we want and that's just fine. (I live in Venice, so that's not an advantage since anyone can pretty much wear anything or nothing and nobody notices).

In emergencies, we generally get to evacuate and/or get attended to first.

We can puppy-dog-eyes our way out of traffic violations

We can act stupid and get stuff done for us.

oh yeah?!!!!

When we get a lot of action - we're considered cool.

When you get a lot of action - you're considered easy.

ok you win

tru dat

Easy to pick out dress clothes:  Dress pants, polo, short sleeve button down, long sleeve button down, suit coat optional, tie optional.  Tan/brown sock or black socks, brown belt or black belt.

Benefit:  Less clothes, less clutter, less space need for clothes, and less time to get ready.

Hold on there, he was only speaking for himself.

I think the marathoners in the room would agree that is not enough shoes. I personally have nearly 20 active pair in my rotation and I have yet to receive my monthly shoe package from RRS yet

Multiple orgasms, one right after the other.

Please allow me to clarify....Shoe count OUTSIDE of training shoes.  I'm talking shoes for work and other daily wear outside of training.

You've been looking at the wrong men! My man takes my breath away.

Gotta give the guys SOME break.

If I decide something needs to be moved, I can move it. I don't have to shake my moneymaker to get it done. Ditto opening things.

Getting my hair done costs 15 dollars every 6 months (how long a pack of Mach 3 blades lasts) takes 3 minutes every other day and no grey hair this way. 

Gross things aren't all that gross and are usually pretty funny.

Downside of being a man: Losing burping contests with my wife is really humiliating.

Wait...isn't that me in my cross dressing outfit?

Oh, but when we have one, they last longer...

Yeah, but you can't point them where you want them to go.  

SOME of us chicks can move, open, and fix things ourselves.

I really don't get the whole Men VS Women thing... Why does it have to be a competition?

Reason it's good to be a man? Women...

We don't grow hair on our faces!

We don't have to worry about sitting on our nuts, unless we've got a pack of Planter's in our pockets...

We think with our big heads.

We have better hair.

Better fashion. More choices.

We get to play with the "package", but we don't have to carry it around.

We have boobs and waists.

Snuggling with a man is a wonderful thing. Mine smells good.

Multiple orgasms. Oh yeah x 2,3,4,5..... 

We have better hair. (can't stress this enough)

And we ALWAYS can have more than one.  

While having heard that this species does, in fact, exist, I have never encountered it.  Thus to me, the handius femaleius remains totally hypothetical. 

Joking joking!   Ducks and runs for cover 

No wonder you don't have time to train. 

You've never met me, have you? 

all he has to do is check out the avatar...

your swinging an ax, or a maul  or some large and very sharp object while enjoying it too much

it is better to be a woman because then you don't have to have a weird appendage hanging between your legs that sometimes grows and shrinks not of your own volition.

believe me, i appreciate my husband's appendage, but damned straight i'm glad i don't have one!

i saw a tv show once where the wife was trying to get the husband to hurry up and get ready to go somewhere, and she just pulled up his pants really fast.  he cringed and said, "duuuude, you gotta let me pick a side first!"  omg, i died laughing.  all that junk down there just seems like a pain in the arse!