Rynamite - 2008-07-31 8:37 AM
mr2tony - 2008-07-31 9:35 AM Ryan. You would've appreciated last night.
Let's hear the story... I could use a break.
My buddy Mario is in town. Backstory on Mario -- 34 years old, Air Force Academy grad, pilot, painter, actor, singer, musician, light eyes, blonde hair, drives a Lotus, so on and so forth. Anyway he's in town for Lollapalooza staying at my place. We went out last night to the monthly burlesque show put on by a troupe here in Chicago. Lots of beautiful honies to ogle and such.
So the show gets over and the women all come back out
(the place is probably 50-50 men and women anyway, so this just helps
) to have a few drinks. Mario, of course, pounces on the leader of the group, who's HOT. So eventually me and another friend of mine
(Gay Steve, who is named Steve and gay and knows all the girls in the show
) go over and start talking to the girl in charge of the troupe, Michelle. By now Mario has moved onto the super mega hottie and her twin sister.
So Michelle says `Oh you're Tony. You're responsible for bringing Mario to Chicago?' I said `Yes, is that bad?' to which she replies `Oh no not at all. It's just that he's the prettiest man I've ever seen in my life. And usually I like to be the prettiest person in the room.' And the shocks me by saying `I think
(the sister's names I can't remember
) are going to either fight over him or share him.'
I was like `I wanna be Mario.'
Edit: I have to live vicariously through my single friends, obviously.
Edited by mr2tony 2008-07-31 8:48 AM