TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?! (Page 30)

Air show together Saturday then he got girlfriend-approved at the dueling piano bar with my friends, so much fun.

Last night we hit up a movie and dinner. Then he produced a surprise bottle of wine and some organic massage oil at my place; I got a 45-minute massage and not the "huh huh I'm gonna rub on you" type. It was seriously professional grade. Apparently there is another surprise this week before I leave for Chicago... 

I told you, this guy is good

veddy veddy nice!

Morning man, how is everything going?

Monring Cord.  I was in LA (BH to be more exact) this weekend and can really get used to the weather there...

BH?

Beverly Hills

That's where I want to be.

Did you load up your family first?

aww ya BH and Hollywood are not my style. Why were you in LA? Next time let me know and we'll grab a beer.

We few into LAX and then straight over to BH, but never realized how close it was to LA....

We were there for a wedding and if I had free time in the scheudle I definately would have called for a beer. 

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing

SoCal is huge and all connected. Everything is just a drive away.

Speaking of Drive.   I did see my first ever fully chromed car.  Some morron fully chromed the body of a Mercedes.....

Drive round LA and you will see a lot of stupid things. Are you sure is was a Mercedes and not a Fisker?

bradleyd3 - 2012-10-01 10:42 AM

Big Appa - 2012-10-01 10:09 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-10-01 8:07 AM

I prefer to watch them go in. I like knowing exactly when and where it's going to hurt.

Gigitty!

Cord make funn-neh...... Hey Crowny.....you ever take off those "fake" football Jerseys? Cuz we all know what REAL football is.

Heh.  Right, cause the lard azzezz that are hauling their butts around a field for quick 5 second bursts is REAL football. 

positive...It was an E class

Morning TAN

I'm easing into my day.

mr2tony - 2012-10-01 11:32 AM

crowny2 - 2012-10-01 11:27 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-10-01 10:42 AM

Big Appa - 2012-10-01 10:09 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-10-01 8:07 AM

I prefer to watch them go in. I like knowing exactly when and where it's going to hurt.

Gigitty!

Cord make funn-neh...... Hey Crowny.....you ever take off those "fake" football Jerseys? Cuz we all know what REAL football is.

Heh.  Right, cause the lard azzezz that are hauling their butts around a field for quick 5 second bursts is REAL football. 

This cracks me up. My British friends always said it. But if you REALLY watch a soccer match it's apparent that they are in fact NOT running the whole time. They may be moving around but they're not running. Really they run about as much as American football players but they don't get hit. They ACT like they do, but they never really do. Well, sometimes, I guess, but rarely.

Dude, then you were not watching the match.  The AVERAGE soccer player runs about 6.5 miles per match.  So over 90 minutes, they are running/jogging/walking/sprinting.  That is the average.  Then throw in many of the forwards and they will bump up to the 9-10 mile mark.  So basically doing fartleks for 90 minutes.  The only American Football players that can hang with even the average soccer player would be wide outs corners and safetys and maybe some of the running backs.  The rest of them would be done in 20 minutes. 

mr2tony - 2012-10-01 9:32 AM

crowny2 - 2012-10-01 11:27 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-10-01 10:42 AM

Big Appa - 2012-10-01 10:09 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-10-01 8:07 AM

I prefer to watch them go in. I like knowing exactly when and where it's going to hurt.

Gigitty!

Cord make funn-neh...... Hey Crowny.....you ever take off those "fake" football Jerseys? Cuz we all know what REAL football is.

Heh.  Right, cause the lard azzezz that are hauling their butts around a field for quick 5 second bursts is REAL football. 

This cracks me up. My British friends always said it. But if you REALLY watch a soccer match it's apparent that they are in fact NOT running the whole time. They may be moving around but they're not running. Really they run about as much as American football players but they don't get hit. They ACT like they do, but they never really do. Well, sometimes, I guess, but rarely.

The floppers and whiners is were soccer looses me.

Big Appa - 2012-10-01 11:35 AM

mr2tony - 2012-10-01 9:32 AM

crowny2 - 2012-10-01 11:27 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-10-01 10:42 AM

Big Appa - 2012-10-01 10:09 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-10-01 8:07 AM

I prefer to watch them go in. I like knowing exactly when and where it's going to hurt.

Gigitty!

Cord make funn-neh...... Hey Crowny.....you ever take off those "fake" football Jerseys? Cuz we all know what REAL football is.

Heh.  Right, cause the lard azzezz that are hauling their butts around a field for quick 5 second bursts is REAL football. 

This cracks me up. My British friends always said it. But if you REALLY watch a soccer match it's apparent that they are in fact NOT running the whole time. They may be moving around but they're not running. Really they run about as much as American football players but they don't get hit. They ACT like they do, but they never really do. Well, sometimes, I guess, but rarely.

The floppers and whiners is were soccer looses me.

Right, because it never happens in football, or basketball.  Ever.

ETA: it is also blown out of proportion in American media.  It doesn't happen nearly as much as American's think it does but happens MUCH more than fans want it to happen.