Subject: RE: TAN #66: Get your kicks on TAN-66I've found new people to loathe. People who carry umbrellas the size of Montana. They run into everybody and bounce off the bus stops and generally make a menace of themselves.
Seriously people do you REALLY need an umbrella that big? Are you afraid you're going to fall off the curb and need to parachute to safety or something? Did you just have octuplets? If not then why do you need the Hummer of umbrellas? Do you use it as a canopy for picnics in the summer? Or just for camping? For a minute I thought the Kingdome and been reincarnated and was coming after me. Sheesh! |