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2012-12-20 3:56 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 1:51 PM

mjr66 - 2012-12-20 3:44 PM Page 1???? I guess I just don't get here often enough these days!

Its the holidays or something called work. 

 

I am NOT going to work over the holidays. I am NOT going to work over the holidays....



2012-12-20 3:56 PM
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Kido - 2012-12-20 3:52 PM I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.

Awesome!!  I'd definitely consider that a win! 

A "serving" of wine is a bottle, right? 

2012-12-20 3:57 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 1:55 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

Don't eat raw dough you might poop a scone.

or if you are a tight arse, a crepe?

2012-12-20 3:57 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:51 PM

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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:19 PM The bible says anal is ok between a man and a woman so follow the bible.

chapter and verse please.

"and Cain said unto Rebecca: Being the 30th anniversary of my birth, let me stick it in thy pooper. And Rebecca dids't allowed this. And the Lord did grin"

"And Cain dids't post on FaceBible and Rebecca was enraged and dids't say no more shall thy feel that joy" 

"So Cain dids't retire to his computer to lookith at porn"



Old Testament: he had to go porno mag.
2012-12-20 3:57 PM
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1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.
2012-12-20 3:59 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:56 PM

Kido - 2012-12-20 3:52 PM I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.

Awesome!!  I'd definitely consider that a win! 

A "serving" of wine is a bottle, right? 

Yes, I have two servings...

One is a nondescript Sauvignon Blanc.

The OTHER?  In interesting thing called ChocolatRouge.  a dark red.  The description is "A fine red wine blend with dark chocolate flavors."  Generally not something I would buy, but dying to try it since it was a gift.  Good for after dinner, I suppose.



2012-12-20 4:00 PM
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Kido - 2012-12-20 3:55 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

That would be awesome though.



I dont know that I'd eat something that another person pooped out. No matter how good it tastes.
2012-12-20 4:00 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:00 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:55 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

That would be awesome though.

I dont know that I'd eat something that another person pooped out. No matter how good it tastes.

Tossed salad?

2012-12-20 4:01 PM
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Kido - 2012-12-20 3:59 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:56 PM

Kido - 2012-12-20 3:52 PM I GAVE a starbucks gift card.  I GOT two bottles of wine.  To me, that's a mega win.

Awesome!!  I'd definitely consider that a win! 

A "serving" of wine is a bottle, right? 

Yes, I have two servings...

One is a nondescript Sauvignon Blanc.

The OTHER?  In interesting thing called ChocolatRouge.  a dark red.  The description is "A fine red wine blend with dark chocolate flavors."  Generally not something I would buy, but dying to try it since it was a gift.  Good for after dinner, I suppose.

Definitely sounds interesting.  And there's only one way to find out if it's any good... and that's to drink it! 

We've got our fave bottle of Riesling in the fridge right now... it's called Relax, which is kinda perfect.   

2012-12-20 4:02 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 4:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

you know how you can cook fish in citrus because of the acidity?  maybe the acidity of your stomach bakes the cookies!

2012-12-20 4:02 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:55 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 1:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

That would be awesome though.

I dont know that I'd eat something that another person pooped out. No matter how good it tastes.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. 



2012-12-20 4:03 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:02 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 4:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

you know how you can cook fish in citrus because of the acidity?  maybe the acidity of your stomach bakes the cookies!

Still don't wanna find out! 

And ew. 

Did I mention ew? 

2012-12-20 4:03 PM
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The client Christmas party circuit is now complete.  yippee for me

2012-12-20 4:04 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-20 4:57 PM 1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.

the bible is confusing, a few verses after this it says Sarah called Abraham her lord.  I thought "I alone am the Lord Your God" was a commandment or something?

2012-12-20 4:06 PM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 5:03 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:02 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 4:53 PM
Kido - 2012-12-20 3:51 PM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 12:34 PM I really should NOT have eaten that much cookie dough. 

Since your body is almost 100 degrees, do you poop baked cookies?

As the cookies bake at 375 I'd like to think that the innerds are safe from the possibility of pooping baked goods. 

you know how you can cook fish in citrus because of the acidity?  maybe the acidity of your stomach bakes the cookies!

Still don't wanna find out! 

And ew. 

Did I mention ew? 

hahahah, you're welcome.

2012-12-20 4:14 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-20 3:57 PM 1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.

I've read some religious blog sites/posts on this topic and the whole subject drives me batty.

The excuses/validation some (Christian) women use for judging others is astonishing.



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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 2:14 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

tears in my eyes from this

That's some funny stuff right there.

2012-12-20 4:36 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 2:14 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

tears in my eyes from this

I think I need to incorporate skittlefarts and skittlet!ts into my vocabulary, as well as some of the cleaver f-bonb combos.

2012-12-20 4:45 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-20 3:57 PM 1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.

I've read some religious blog sites/posts on this topic and the whole subject drives me batty.

The excuses/validation some (Christian) women use for judging others is astonishing.

Yep. I had to point out some issues with the adorning yourself thing to my almost MIL. She had issues with me wearing a simple necklace my mom gave me... while saw nothing wrong with her flashy clothes and shoes. I had to mention what I felt was some hypocrisy. I'm sure it endeared me to her all the more. :/Hola TAN....looks like an extra biblical afternoon.
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2012-12-20 4:52 PM
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4agoodlife - 2012-12-20 4:45 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-20 2:14 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-12-20 3:57 PM 1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.

I've read some religious blog sites/posts on this topic and the whole subject drives me batty.

The excuses/validation some (Christian) women use for judging others is astonishing.

Yep. I had to point out some issues with the adorning yourself thing to my almost MIL. She had issues with me wearing a simple necklace my mom gave me... while saw nothing wrong with her flashy clothes and shoes. I had to mention what I felt was some hypocrisy. I'm sure it endeared me to her all the more. :/Hola TAN....looks like an extra biblical afternoon.

Well I'm doing yoga so probably going straight to hell for that.

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lisac957 - 2012-12-20 2:52 PM
4agoodlife - 2012-12-20 4:45 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-20 2:14 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-12-20 3:57 PM 1 Peter 3:1

Some churches really go overboard with it. It's not saying you should dress like a nun, just that you should dress up for your hubby. And men are to love your wives.

Joke is that the women who say you shouldn't make yourself look nice are the ones who could really use a makeover the most.

Just a drive by. Hi TAN! I'm out.

I've read some religious blog sites/posts on this topic and the whole subject drives me batty.

The excuses/validation some (Christian) women use for judging others is astonishing.

Yep. I had to point out some issues with the adorning yourself thing to my almost MIL. She had issues with me wearing a simple necklace my mom gave me... while saw nothing wrong with her flashy clothes and shoes. I had to mention what I felt was some hypocrisy. I'm sure it endeared me to her all the more. :/Hola TAN....looks like an extra biblical afternoon.

Well I'm doing yoga so probably going straight to hell for that.

Duh...Of course! But at least you'll be relaxed when you get there
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NRG42 - 2012-12-20 2:14 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

tears in my eyes from this

Parent ones are the best. You know what they're really texting when it's not time their kids. Haha
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