Triathlon Dating Thread (Page 4)

Just need to HTFU and "apply" I guess.  

Must be done through racing schedules huh?  Gig Harbor, WA to Kansas is a bit far to meet for a run.. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

He already lost points for reading comprehension; she loves to travel.

SNERK!

Ok...Ok... I "applied" - Private message sent to Lisa.  Talk about manning up!  

I did forget the part about her loving to travel, but have always tested high in reading comprehension.   

Best advice have someone else who knows you well help write how they would describe you......this was written by a fellow BTer.

Looking for someone who can keep up!

Let's just put this out there up front, I'm looking to find someone special to really connect with, and build(not jump into) a relationship. I have learned that in life, true happiness is found within yourself and NOT dependant on others, but finding someone to share life with, is also important, and why I am here.

I have a wonderful, secure, and successful career that I balance with my home life(2 boys 10 &7), and my recreational time. Much of my free time away from the office and home is dedicated to endurance athletics. I LOVE to swim/bike/and run, and take every chance to enjoy the social aspects of the sport and race often. I think it's important to stay fit and love to workout on a daily basis. I take care of my body and health, and expect someone I'm with to feel the same way. I work hard and play harder, and recognize my level of crazy and embrace it.

I am 36, and have been described as intelligent, attractive, charming, and even rational! I DON"T believe in living up to society's standards of normal but living by the standards, expectations, and boundaries of what "we" decide is acceptable. I have a tall (5'10") and lean body, and look for the same in men. I am not afraid to put on some heels after kicking off the running shoes, and want to be able to look a man in the eye. I love to cook and appreciate fine dine/wine with a good conversation, to learn about someone and learn about myself. 

Self admittedly, I can be a handful. Alpha males work best, but you can skip the arrogance part because I am ridiculously humble and respect all walks of life. I have always been a take charge kind of person, which may intimidate some. But at the same time, know when to relinquish control and let a man be a man. I DO know how to share responsibilities and work well within a partnership. If you can accept me that way? I promise, the rewards will justify the effort! I am drawn to men that are educated, professional, well maintained (physically, emotionally, and mentally) and you can expect the same from me. Also, they should know how to treat a woman like a woman because I KNOW how to treat a man like a man.

PS I don't believe God would be so kind to my soul mate right here in a city of 3 million people, I have found the good things in life require continuous work, a lot of effort and are never easily obtainable! 

Do you actually love the lamp? Or are you just saying that because you see the lamp?

I read it as "lights on" kind of girl!

Is there any other type of girl???  Yeah for Lights on!

I've HEARD that some like to do it in the dark? 

The dark? Why? I work nights, but lovin' should be in the light, haha

Is that what they mean by "beauty is only a light switch away?"

I am afraid of the dark....just saying. 

I'm not afraid of much, much less afraid of the dark.

Oh, haha. No it's a movie reference - Anchorman.

I knew for SURE it was NOT a typo!!  :-)

I knew it, haha! So hilarious...love a bit of humor just tucked away in a post, haha. Well played.

I'll play

I'm looking for a fairly unstable lady to compliment my roller coaster style personality. Crazy is certainly not something that will disqualify you, so long as it's more towards the "oh no you didn't" finger snap cat fight crazy and not the "hold a knife over you while you sleep" kind of crazy. It's probably best if you enjoy going to bed at 8p.m. getting up at 4a.m. Jack Daniels (I mean... I am from Knoxville) and Cracker Barrel/Ihop. Being hot enough to cause a crash when you walk down the street is also a bonus of course. It would also be pretty awesome if you loved to do laundry... especially folding clothes and socks... (man I hate doing laundry) and understand that while the man may be the king of the household , in my mind you'll always be treated like the queen of the kitchen.

Of course I wouldn't go on without what I bring to the table. Besides being a great triathlete and having more bikes than IQ points, (Again, being from TN I have a hard time reading any book that doesn't have a golden spine and pictures) I have quite a few gnarly scars. (My doctor told me chicks dig scars, so I figured hey, better throw that one in here somewhere, amirite!) My political opinion is whatever I see on FOX news in the morning and on Sunday mornings I love nothing better than getting up, throwing on my Sunday best, being made to feel like crap for round about an hour, then heading to O'Charleys for some Brunch and a well deserved Mojito! (...I'm just kidding...   I always get a Bloody Mary) I'm a homeowner, although I tore down the stupid picket fence to build a bonfire one night and my "two car" garage is actually only big enough for my bikes, a rake I've never used and the Great Compensator (my Corvette)

Of course being a 28yo bachelor (and, quite a looker might I add... my grandma told me so once) with a pretty useless 2 year Associates (that only took me 3 years to get!) in Graphic Design and a job selling used cars with a possible undiagnosed case of extreme Narcissistic tendencies with a double shot of Megalomania should tell you up front *WINNER* and if you've ever described yourself as "the female equivalent of *Jack* from Fight Club" maybe we should speak more.

More points for Lisa!!

Why does this matter?

X2 - that was funny!

Hi.

I know where the best drag shows in Knoxville are. Alternately, Bali is paradise and has even better ones. We also have used cars.

I won't puke on your shoes. Maybe mine, but not yours.