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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by pitt83 Originally posted by lisac957 Hiya sexys. Boss is back from vacation, so OUR vacation at work is over too, booooo. BowtieBoy is hosting a mini party tonight that I'm kind of excited about. Catered Mexi-foods, margaritas and jello shots galore. Oh and a bunch of golf pros. Really wishing I knew more about golf!!! Everything you need to know is revealed in Caddyshack. Brush up on that. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.... unga gunga gunga galunga |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by lisac957 Hiya sexys. Boss is back from vacation, so OUR vacation at work is over too, booooo. BowtieBoy is hosting a mini party tonight that I'm kind of excited about. Catered Mexi-foods, margaritas and jello shots galore. Oh and a bunch of golf pros. Really wishing I knew more about golf!!! Quick golf primer: The US Open (kind of a big deal) is next weekend at Merion Golf Club in Pennsylvania. Webb Simpson won it last year at the Olympic Club in San Francisco. Since you're in the mid-west, if you see a guy who looks like Joaquin Phoenix, that would be Zack Johnson, he's from Iowa, and a very nice guy. Then there's this guy named Tiger...blah, blah, blah. You'll have fun! |
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![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 This is when the smartphone comes in handy. Webpage one - wiki page on golf/golf terms Webpage two - list of current golfers on the tour and/or 2012-13 tour earnings page Webpage three - ESPN for last tourney results Webpage four - BT to rapid fire questions if you can't find the answer Webpage five - Porn.....but that's just me. Hiya sexys. Boss is back from vacation, so OUR vacation at work is over too, booooo. BowtieBoy is hosting a mini party tonight that I'm kind of excited about. Catered Mexi-foods, margaritas and jello shots galore. Oh and a bunch of golf pros. Really wishing I knew more about golf!!! UGH I have to research?! Also hanging with a NASCAR driver, tomorrow I think? Maybe tonight? Who knows. More of things I know nothing about! |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 This is when the smartphone comes in handy. Webpage one - wiki page on golf/golf terms Webpage two - list of current golfers on the tour and/or 2012-13 tour earnings page Webpage three - ESPN for last tourney results Webpage four - BT to rapid fire questions if you can't find the answer Webpage five - Porn.....but that's just me. Hiya sexys. Boss is back from vacation, so OUR vacation at work is over too, booooo. BowtieBoy is hosting a mini party tonight that I'm kind of excited about. Catered Mexi-foods, margaritas and jello shots galore. Oh and a bunch of golf pros. Really wishing I knew more about golf!!! UGH I have to research?! Also hanging with a NASCAR driver, tomorrow I think? Maybe tonight? Who knows. More of things I know nothing about! Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' |
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![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left My biological father's bff from high school was the recently departed Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() I'm going to a first grade "end of the year" party..... Anyone want me to go get a root canal for them in exchange for them going to this party? |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left BRILLIANT! |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bradleyd3 I'm going to a first grade "end of the year" party..... Anyone want me to go get a root canal for them in exchange for them going to this party? Awwww, I would like to go! Grade school kids are like herding cats, for sure, but are so dang funny. It sure beats a day at being at work! |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left My biological father's bff from high school was the recently departed Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame. Serious? |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by bradleyd3 My biological father's bff from high school was the recently departed Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame. Originally posted by lisac957 To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation.
A shot of penicillin would have cleared that up sooner. |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by bradleyd3 I'm going to a first grade "end of the year" party..... Anyone want me to go get a root canal for them in exchange for them going to this party? Awwww, I would like to go! Grade school kids are like herding cats, for sure, but are so dang funny. It sure beats a day at being at work!
Ditto that! Maybe it's because I don't have any kids (and thus am not constantly exposed to the insanity), but I enjoy those rare occasions I get to attend a niece or nephew's event. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left My biological father's bff from high school was the recently departed Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame. Serious? F'serious. His name was Dick Trickle. That always made me laugh. I guess his life wasn't as funny as his name as he offed hisself a few weeks ago. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bradleyd3 I'm going to a first grade "end of the year" party..... Anyone want me to go get a root canal for them in exchange for them going to this party? This is my other nightmare. |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Ugh, productivity struggling, and I jump on TAN! I am currently working at a K-8 school. I will take the first graders over middle school ANY day! I have had to deal with 6, 7, and 8th grades in one capacity or another in the last two weeks. (Psych or admin) I had to ban the 7th grade girls from using pronouns.... Which of the 8 "she"s are mad about which of the 5 "it"s are you referring? |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by bradleyd3 Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by mr2tony Just say `Yiiiip.' and stare off into space a lot. And if asks a question a witty retort is `I just floor it and turn left!' but if he asks you a difficult question to which you don't know the answer just say `No clue, that's like turning right.' This is solid advice no matter what the situation. To understand NASCAR.....the one and only Doug Moreland has a song that explains anything that you ever need to know about it. The lyrics are: Well if you wanna be a nascar driver theres one thing you gotta know its a secret thats been handed down for years you wanna hear it hear it goes you take a left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left take a left and a left and a left and a left and another left and a left and a left left and a left and a left and a left whats that? four hundred laps left My biological father's bff from high school was the recently departed Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame. Serious? F'serious. His name was Dick Trickle. That always made me laugh. I guess his life wasn't as funny as his name as he offed hisself a few weeks ago. I know who Mr. Trickle was, but I was asking if your Dad really was that close with knowing the guy. 7 degrees of seperation, ya know? |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() It's chilly and rainy, and I can't seem to get enough coffee into me today. Slept, but not rested, and I really want some sunshine. Running date with the lady tonight may have to be cancelled, and my freaking server still isn't back online (seriously, I only need them to plug three cables into it and they can't get that done right). /whiny_rant |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by cgregg It's chilly and rainy, and I can't seem to get enough coffee into me today. Slept, but not rested, and I really want some sunshine. Running date with the lady tonight may have to be cancelled, and my freaking server still isn't back online (seriously, I only need them to plug three cables into it and they can't get that done right). /whiny_rant Stupid IT people anyways. ![]() |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by cgregg Stupid IT people anyways. It's chilly and rainy, and I can't seem to get enough coffee into me today. Slept, but not rested, and I really want some sunshine. Running date with the lady tonight may have to be cancelled, and my freaking server still isn't back online (seriously, I only need them to plug three cables into it and they can't get that done right). /whiny_rant ![]()
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![]() | ![]() Originally posted by eabeam Ugh, productivity struggling, and I jump on TAN! I am currently working at a K-8 school. I will take the first graders over middle school ANY day! I have had to deal with 6, 7, and 8th grades in one capacity or another in the last two weeks. (Psych or admin) I had to ban the 7th grade girls from using pronouns.... Which of the 8 "she"s are mad about which of the 5 "it"s are you referring? \I've been hanging around 5th-going-into-6th graders lately - HILARIOUS! Mostly because none of them are mine and I just LOL at the dramatics from afar (or high five them behind Dad's back). The girl I've been hanging with has a "boyfriend" - adorable. She wants to be engaged by 8th grade. Dad loves this. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by chadtower Boink. ![]() Already did. HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO! Boinking yourself does not count. |
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