Zilla - 2009-08-07 11:16 AM
mr2tony - 2009-08-07 9:09 AM
Zilla - 2009-08-07 9:26 AM
mr2tony - 2009-08-07 7:22 AM Morning TAN. I'm hungry again.
Me too .... but I'm never gonna eat again. So I am screwed.
Why not? Food is awesome!
No. No it's not.
I made up another song for you ... this time we took the Careless Whisper from Mr. George Michaels and kicked it up a notch. Here is a teaser ...
"I'm never gonna text again ... guilty sphincters got no rhythm ... " Good, no?
That's awesome! I made up a blues song during my run this morning. Standard blues riff ...
(da da duh duh!
)
Woke up this mornin'
At the buttcrack o' dumb,
I was all achey,
Wish it was from rum.
Had to go training,
Had to go run,
I don't remember,
when I though this was fun.
I got the up-at-too-early-to-swim-bike-and-run bluu-uuuees!
Yeah I got the I-don't-wanna-get-out-of-bed bluu-uuues.
(da da duh duh duh
)
Put on my Asics,
Hit the road by 5,
It was too early,
For any man to be alive.
Hit mile three,
Four five and six.
What are tourists doing out here,
Go back to bed you tourist di**s,
Yeahhh I got the on-the-road-by-5-and-still-have-tourists-in-my-way bluu-uuues!
Yeah I got the neither-one-of-us-should-be-out-here-this-early-in-the-morn bluuu-uuues!
Finally made it home,
Was ready to sob,
No time for that,
Cuz I got to get to the job.
I got the have-to-go-to-the-office-after-early-morning-training bluuuu-uuues!
Yeah I done got the i'd-rather-go-to-sleep-but-have-to-go-to-work bluue-uu-uuu-uuues!
The when-I'm-done-with-this-stupid-race-I'll-just-sign-up-for-another-one bluues. Allll RIGHT.