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2012-08-28 10:33 AM
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mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 PM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

Is your toaster sentient?

Can it give consent?

I don't know, man. A toaster seems kind of ... waaaaay too hot, and tough and wiry to boot, but whatever floats your ... uh ... boat.



2012-08-28 10:39 AM
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TriAya - 2012-08-28 10:33 AM
mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 PM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

Is your toaster sentient?

Can it give consent?

I don't know, man. A toaster seems kind of ... waaaaay too hot, and tough and wiry to boot, but whatever floats your ... uh ... boat.

 Oh sure, laugh at me now. Take out the English muffin and replace it with a Pop-Tart. Does that change things? Surprised

2012-08-28 11:00 AM
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Great!  Now toasters are going to come with a warning reminding people to unplug the toaster before coitus.
2012-08-28 11:01 AM
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inmyelement - 2012-08-28 11:00 AM

Great!  Now toasters are going to come with a warning reminding people to unplug the toaster before coitus.


No way man. It's way hotter with it plugged in!

This thread went downhill FAST!
2012-08-28 11:01 AM
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TriAya - 2012-08-28 11:33 AM
mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 PM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

Is your toaster sentient?

Can it give consent?

I don't know, man. A toaster seems kind of ... waaaaay too hot, and tough and wiry to boot, but whatever floats your ... uh ... boat.

Two slice or four?

Frank Zappa covered this in Joe's Garage. A seminal piece of music, so to speak.

2012-08-28 11:10 AM
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I just hope no one gets the wrong idea when I say "I love my new wheelset"....



2012-08-28 11:13 AM
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Bunch of backwoods toasterphobic hicks up in this thread. I'm goin back to bed...
2012-08-28 11:13 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-28 11:10 AM I just hope no one gets the wrong idea when I say "I love my new wheelset"....

FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-08-28 11:25 AM
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Dang, this thread has taken quite a few twists and turns.

I'm somewhere in the middle on this discussion.  My first reaction is to just keep it in the bedroom and then you won't have any problems, but I recognize that's a short sighted view of the topic.  If you're in a same sex relationship just walking down the street holding hands could cause an incident and that's not right.  I can't imagine the dynamics in a team sport environment.

I do absolutely agree with one thing I learned in this thread and there is no possible scientific evidence you can offer that will change my mind.

The Huskers ARE going to win a National Championship this year!!!

2012-08-28 11:28 AM
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I'd hit it...



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2012-08-28 11:31 AM
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BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-08-28 11:01 AM

TriAya - 2012-08-28 11:33 AM
mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 PM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

Is your toaster sentient?

Can it give consent?

I don't know, man. A toaster seems kind of ... waaaaay too hot, and tough and wiry to boot, but whatever floats your ... uh ... boat.

Two slice or four?

Frank Zappa covered this in Joe's Garage. A seminal piece of music, so to speak.



The four-slicer is such a dirty, dirty toaster!


2012-08-28 11:32 AM
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jmk-brooklyn - 2012-08-28 12:28 PM I'd hit it...

 

In the crumb tray?

 

 

 

2012-08-28 11:42 AM
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marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

Don't bother replying to ruby2cool, the account has been banned.

It was an alt for someone who was previously banned from the the forums for creating an alt account to post anonymously. Normally that would result in an immediate and permanent full ban from the site, but this person had a fairly long history of logging their training here. We agreed to just institute a forum ban to allow this person to continue to log their training.

He violated that agreement and has now been completely banned from the site.

*BOOM*

Roasted. 

2012-08-28 11:42 AM
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rkreuser - 2012-08-29 12:42 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

Don't bother replying to ruby2cool, the account has been banned.

It was an alt for someone who was previously banned from the the forums for creating an alt account to post anonymously. Normally that would result in an immediate and permanent full ban from the site, but this person had a fairly long history of logging their training here. We agreed to just institute a forum ban to allow this person to continue to log their training.

He violated that agreement and has now been completely banned from the site.

*BOOM*

Roasted. 

Toasted?

2012-08-28 11:50 AM
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gearboy - 2012-08-28 5:23 AM

powerman - 2012-08-27 11:57 PM

....

You really think that a strong LGBT role model playing in the NFL is going to have any sway what so ever to someone that thinks sexual identity is a choice. Ya...no.

It would be great for other LGBTs looking for such people to admire/inspire. It would be great to normalize the dialog with normal people. It would be great as a start to move the issue to a non-issue... but to change the mind of someone that thinks it is a choice, doubtful. I find it more likely for it to be held up as more example of what is wrong in this world... as it is done right now.

You're taking the short view. I'm taking the long view. Of course people whose prejudice is strongly in place will not change their minds. But rather than having fertile grounds in which to plant their ideas into the next generation or two, the kids/grandkids of those people, having seen GLB people in all kinds of settings, where they act and look no different than those around them, will not accept those prejudices so easily. We have seen the same thing in racial relationships in the last 50 or so years.

No, actually, I was taking the long view.

2012-08-28 11:53 AM
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If Dyson made a toaster I'd hit it. 


2012-08-28 11:55 AM
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Asalzwed - 2012-08-28 9:53 AM If Dyson made a toaster I'd hit it. 

The lowbrow toasters not good enough for you? You toaster snob!

2012-08-28 12:02 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-08-28 11:55 AM

Asalzwed - 2012-08-28 9:53 AM If Dyson made a toaster I'd hit it. 

The lowbrow toasters not good enough for you? You toaster snob!

What can I say, I'm a lady of high standards. 

2012-08-28 12:06 PM
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 Hhm. Toaster lust is more common than I thought. Looks like this thing might even splinter off to include vacuum cleaners. I hope not, cuz that's just weird.
2012-08-28 12:06 PM
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mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 12:06 PM  Hhm. Toaster lust is more common than I thought. Looks like this thing might even splinter off to include vacuum cleaners. I hope not, cuz that's just weird.

At least a vacuum is a giver AND receiver. 

2012-08-28 12:11 PM
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Asalzwed - 2012-08-28 12:06 PM

mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 12:06 PM  Hhm. Toaster lust is more common than I thought. Looks like this thing might even splinter off to include vacuum cleaners. I hope not, cuz that's just weird.

At least a vacuum is a giver AND receiver. 

I'll have to personally verify research that statement. BRB...



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2012-08-28 12:20 PM
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mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 AM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

I hope not because I really LOVE my espresso maker. 

2012-08-28 12:23 PM
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trinnas - 2012-08-28 9:53 AM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 10:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

You called them didn't you!!!

We're always watching.

2012-08-28 12:43 PM
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Asalzwed - 2012-08-28 1:23 PM
trinnas - 2012-08-28 9:53 AM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 10:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

You called them didn't you!!!

We're always watching.

You know I really tried but ever response I could come up with would get me in trouble.

 

2012-08-28 12:53 PM
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Artemis - 2012-08-28 10:20 AM
mdg2003 - 2012-08-28 11:28 AM
Goosedog - 2012-08-28 9:51 AM
marmadaddy - 2012-08-28 10:44 AM

. . . and has now been completely banned from the site.

The homosexual movement strikes again!

 

 Dangit! I was going to ask him about this "feeling" I got today when I fired up my toaster oven. I was watching my English muffin get all toasty and crunchy and I started feeling .... aroused. Maybe it was hunger, but that little Hamilton Beach with those glowing coils, sleek lines and downright sexy chrome finish was working me like an handful of Viagra and a dozen oysters. Is that considered deviant behavior or am I good to go?

I hope not because I really LOVE my espresso maker. 

With mine, it just dribbles out.

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