TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples (Page 54)

PEOPLE TODAY IS HORRIBLE.  i'm writing out a justification of how my boss basically has me doing 2 full-time jobs.  i don't expect him to do a damn thing about it (besides tell me to delegate work to ..... underpants gnomes?  i don't know who!?)  but at least i want him knowing he is effing crazy.

Gee thanks Debbie Downer

Feline AIDS - often referred to in my family as FAIDS or The FIV - was what eventually killed Arnold. Darn thing lived to be like 15 though!

good.

cats suck.

Ever since they discovered Mad Cow disease, They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain. 

My co-worker has started to loudly jiggle the ice in his cup, get it to his mouth, and CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. Every day. Over and over and over. How much ice is in that cup for peets sake!?

Have you not looked outside recently?

Ice caps are in no danger at all.

Dump some on his head

my cousin caught pnemonia once when an ice cold cup of water got dumped on his head and he later died from it...

You would hate Greece and Turkey then.  They are EVEYWHERE.  They are taken care of my the community so they are well fed and not mangy and actually are pretty nice to people.

I asked about it and they said that supposedly cats and dogs are your "spokesperson" in the afterlife and they vouch for you so they suck up to them!

It's just weird to see them just wandering all over the place.  No way that happens here.  No lose animals unless they got lost.  Animal control snags them.

It's not a toomah!!!!

there were cats AND dogs all over athens.  the dogs protected us as we walked through the plaka!  mostly i hated it because the protesting shut down everything in the city.  they truly have a lazy, entitled approach to life that makes it hard to enjoy a visit.

Speaking of...

We were having lunch by Notre Dame due to the missed layover when the policier started to shuffle people away and cordon off the area.  Couple minutes later BAM!!!!  They had detonated an unknown device that was left laying around.  Probably just a backpack with some tourist's passport and dirty laundry.  Then everyone just went about their business.  The wife got a bit spooked but I was pretty calm.  I said, if the POLICE look nervous (there were just standing around and laughing) then WE should be scared otherwise, it's all good.

I would love to sit outside and have lunch with my wife enjoying the sunshine, but I have to remember the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing....

Tri Talk.  I had 3 plans I built myself in the past and want to import one.  Anyone know how to do that in the "new" BT?  I don't know where to even find them anymore.

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