TAN #173: AtTANtion Seekers! (Page 61)

Oi   I swear you guys are jinxing me.  My boss never does this to me.  I read this and he has been down here 3 times in the last 30 mins.  That never happens.  WTH?

Geez, if you are still this wild, I can only imagine what you were like 10 years ago before you settled down some.  Sharks and tornadoes instead of Cod and Monsoons?

Bahaha... ummm... chocolate brown dress pants and a pink blouse (with cream cami underneath). High chocolate brown sandal heels.

Six more times before COB... it's the cami.

Heeey Oooo Preacherman... How's life in the fast lane?

thrilling... working on my annual report to my denominational people so they can give me less money than they gave me last year... because that's how we roll. 

That's how everybody rolls these days!  But rolls are yummy so there is that. 

BLIAN!!!!!!

Giant flying attack full-frontal {{{MELON PRESS}}}

Perhaps Kate shall provide a back-door experience for the {{{MELON SANDWICH}}}

Oh yes!! Being part of the melons in a melon sandwich is an excellent way to spend the afternoon.

No teasing now... 

Hello my Indonesian flower!

Hello Kate, my rational, independent thinking friend!

Now how about a MaryVeggieBoy {{MELON PRESS}}!!!

Who wants to hear about the start of my wonderful day?

I slog downstairs to start the coffee machine before jumping into the shower and I get  half way down and my eyes snap open because I smell...  I don't know - WATER.  I know water doesn't smell, but if you ever been in a flood, it does...  I'm like "o crap, this aint good"...

Step off the last stop onto the tile floor and *splash*  1/4" of standing water...

I rush into the downstairs bathroom and sometime during the night, the faucet O-ring blew and had a gyser of water shooting up hitting the ceiling like you see in all the old 3 stooges shows.

It's a disaster.  BUT, I keep thinking it could be worse.  It could have been when I was on vacation or on the second floor.

I will have to repaint the bathroom after retexturing the walls.  The water bubbled the paint.  Several are rugs are probably ruined.  I put them in the sun to dry, so maybe they will be ok and not stink, but who knows.  Some other things got waterlogged, but nothing too valuable.  I'm just glad I had my laptop on the steps instead of in the bag on the floor where I keep it sometimes...

So 2 hours of clean up this morning and hours and hours of repairs are in store for me.

Oh and the wife lost her birth control pills!  I'm going to have to bag it up for a couple weeks BOOOOO!!!! 

And the store is fresh out of magnum sized trojans.

That JUST happened to me.  Eating some taffy, and something cruchy was in it.  Spit it out, and it was metal.  I was all ready to get my lawer involved to get after the candy maker then felt around with my tougue about an hour later and realized my back crown was gone...  I don't have dental insurance, so two replacement crowns (I also replace the other one in my mouth per my dentist's suggestion)...  1600 bucks...  Ouch.  That's a new set of golf clubs or  half a carbon fiber road bike.

You know lots of places sell a wide variety of condoms.

I could always throw out the "c" word...

But honestly, I think about our good friend JD we lost, and realize, these are just small bumps.

There are ways to have sex that don't involve the possibility of pregnancy.

I thought you guys were in baby-making mode, no?
And she can't get a replacement pack or just re-fill it early?