Subject: RE: TAN # 84 - The TAN-somest Thread EverZilla - 2009-10-21 10:48 AM
True. That you did. But it was so clinical sounding. All I could think of was disinfecting them with alcohol ... and that would really hurt and not be of joy to you or to me or to any others who may or may not be in the room. Unless I was like Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors. Which I'm not. The best part was the day after the race, once I had become aware of my horribly painful nipple, when I had to slap on the 20 pound survival vest I have to wear when I go fly (which rubs on my nipple ), then strap into the 5 point harness in the airplane (which rubs on the vest which rubs on my nipple ), then go fly for about 4 hours with all of that stuff rubbing on my nipple. It was good, clean fun. And, I may have used the word "nipple" more times in this singular post than I will for the next six months of my life. So, yay! |