SNL parody beats MadTV parody (cookie dough gatorade)
Epinephrine beats nut allergy (sometimes):
Reincarnation beats death
Immortality beats reincarnation
Hugh Hefner has beaten immortality -
Joan Rivers beats immortality better than Hugh. *shiver*
Cash beats plastic in this economy!
fire beats money
And water beats fire
steam beats water!
Icebath beats sauna (for muscle soreness)
Saskatchewan Roughriders beat Eskimos
A beaver beats a Dam...
I'll concede that water is a critical issue in southern Saskatchewan, but that's a picture of a dam in China. Just saying.
wolf beats (eats) beaver
or beaver coat beats beaver
Your choice which way to go from there...
Umm, PETA beats fur coat?