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 2008-03-13 9:18 AM in reply to: #1268824 |
Champion  34263     Chicago |  Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...Bripod - 2008-03-12 10:51 PM Tony you're a media guy, maybe you can explain this to me: Police have declined to release the couple’s names, Why pull up a name? Names make news. |
| 2008-03-13 9:21 AM in reply to: #1269304 |
Pro 4339 Husker Nation | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... mr2tony - 2008-03-13 9:18 AM Names make news. So far in this discussion people have been talking about what happened, not the name. Seems like the story makes the news? I dunno. |
| 2008-03-13 9:27 AM in reply to: #1269311 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... Bripod - 2008-03-13 9:21 AM mr2tony - 2008-03-13 9:18 AM Names make news. So far in this discussion people have been talking about what happened, not the name. Seems like the story makes the news? I dunno. Well one of the five `W's in the biz is `Who?' so the goal is to try to answer that question. |
| 2008-03-13 9:28 AM in reply to: #1269319 |
Pro 4339 Husker Nation | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... mr2tony - 2008-03-13 9:27 AM Well one of the five `W's in the biz is `Who?' so the goal is to try to answer that question. Ah... got it. Thanks dude! P.S. - what are the other four? the usual? |
| 2008-03-13 9:30 AM in reply to: #1268199 |
Master 1420 Running trails in S. Ontario | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... kproudfoot - 2008-03-12 5:29 PM This might be just as bad. I remembered seeing it some time ago. This merits it's own thread! Wednesday was toilet humor, and today should be sofa humor |
| 2008-03-13 10:18 AM in reply to: #1269166 |
Veteran 197 Jamestown, NC | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... haven' read all the way through but she probably had not shaved in that time... That makes her Hairy Potter |
| 2008-03-13 12:38 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Extreme Veteran 536 Wauwatosa, WI | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... you guys on this thread are wrong.... just wrong..... almost fell off my chair twice reading some of the comments. hilarious... She could probably turn this in to an advertising thing, though -- becoming the spokes person for 'Uncle John's Bathroom Reader' books (at least that's what I think they are called) - saying she just couldn't put it down... |
| 2008-03-13 1:13 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
| Alpharetta, Georgia | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... Some updated information on the story... from http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/339177.html A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called police had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said. "She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it." The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." McFarren, 36, said he can't be certain how long Pam Babcock stayed in the bathroom because "time just went by so quick I can't pinpoint how long." He said beatings she received in her childhood caused her phobia. "It just kind of happened one day; she went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay - like it was a safe place for her," McFarren said. But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship - except it all happened in the bathroom. McFarren said he finally called police Feb. 27 after he became worried because Babcock was acting groggy - like she didn't know what was going on, except she was awake. |
| 2008-03-13 1:29 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... ... because she is obviously mentally ill. Poor thing. |
| 2008-03-13 1:32 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Expert 1357 Mukwonago, WI | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
I love his additional quote, "But after a while, you kind of get used to it." Um, no, after a while you might get used to the drapes you don't like on the window, the smell that the cheese factory a mile away makes in the spring, the noise that comes from the neighbors, the squeek in the hallway floor... but dude, you do not get used to a woman sitting on your pot for a full TWO YEARS! Come on! On the other hand he's probably thinkin' SHOOOOOOOOTT! I like my woman barefoot and keepin' the crapper warm for me! This is just unreal! |
| 2008-03-13 1:37 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... "Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. " Well duh! Hasn't stood up for two years. what's her toenails look like? I'm ashamed to say that I would like to see more pictures of this story. Kinda a Ripley's Believe It or Not. |
| 2008-03-13 1:51 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... A police officer on the scene said the appearance of the woman, after sitting on the toilet for the past two years, along with the smell, was startling. ``THAT was some scary sh**,'' he said. ``Literally!'' Edited by mr2tony 2008-03-13 1:51 PM |
| 2008-03-13 2:44 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... That's a long time to run the bathroom fan. |
| 2008-03-13 8:18 PM in reply to: #1269468 |
Expert 706 Spring (Houston), TX | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... tripastor - 2008-03-13 10:18 AM haven' read all the way through but she probably had not shaved in that time... That makes her Hairy Potter
That was funny. Gross, but funny! |
| 2008-03-13 9:02 PM in reply to: #1270188 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... BellinghamSpence - 2008-03-13 1:37 PM "Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. " Well duh! Hasn't stood up for two years. what's her toenails look like? I'm ashamed to say that I would like to see more pictures of this story. Kinda a Ripley's Believe It or Not. Is there a Guiness Book of World Records involved here somehow? She had to have broken a number of records, seriously. 1). Longest sh*tter sit (tongue twister) Edited by 1stTimeTri 2008-03-13 9:03 PM |
| 2008-03-13 11:07 PM in reply to: #1268034 |
Master 2447 White Oak, Texas | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... OK can't help it. 1. If he stopped feeding her I bet she would have come out. 2. Winney and the poo story Poo gets stuck in Rabbit's hole (oh man bad image here) 3. 2 years of hair growing, flab forming, toe nails sprouting, no bathen I hope the medics get mental health coverage.
I fully understand what I just said was thoughtless mean and and just plain wrong but so is sitting on a crapper for 2 years. |
| 2008-03-14 1:15 AM in reply to: #1269468 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ... tripastor - 2008-03-13 9:18 AM haven' read all the way through but she probably had not shaved in that time... That makes her Hairy Potter
Beginner triathlete post of the year. Seriously. I didn't laugh or even chuckle, but I have never read a more succinct, witty post in my life . Harry Potter. So many dark connotations, so much subtlety.... Poe couldn't compete (but in all fairness, Poe didn't have this kind of material to work with). Bravo. I'll never look at h.potter the same way again, and for that I thank you, because all the potter series has been lacking over all these years is something to make it palatable.... and you gave that to me via a fat, smelly, fcuked up toiled hopper. Well done. |
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