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 2008-03-04 8:19 AM |
Master  1410   White Plains NY |  Subject: you know you haven't woken up yet when......you put orange juice in your raisin bran instead of milk |
| 2008-03-04 8:30 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Extreme Veteran 469 Western MA | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... you roll over - answer the phone, say hello repeatedly and it slowly dawns on you the buzzing in your ear is the dial tone and the incessant beeping is your alarm clock. (yesterday)
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| 2008-03-04 8:31 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Sneaky Slow 8694   Herndon, VA, | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... One time I had poured myself a glass of milk, and a glass of OJ. Picked up what I thought was the OJ. I love milk, and I love OJ. Took a big swig of the "OJ" and spewed it all over the place. When your mind thinks you're about to taste orange juice, and instead it gets milk, it doesn't react well. |
| 2008-03-04 8:32 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Both of those are friggen hilarious. Thanks for the early morning giggle. |
| 2008-03-04 8:33 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Veteran 197 | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... vrljc - 2008-03-04 9:19 AM ...you put orange juice in your raisin bran instead of milk Which oddly enough happens to be what I'm having for lunch. I prefer OJ to milk on cereal. Did you not like it? |
| 2008-03-04 8:33 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Champion 6786 Two seat rocket plane | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... I've put spoonfulls of coffee on my cereal instead of sugar.......but, in my defense, there was tequila involved the night before. |
| 2008-03-04 8:35 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Elite 3519 San Jose, CA | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Sorry, I am a morning person...I am one of those that wakes up automatically (about 4:30 every morning whether I like it or not) without an alarm clock...and once awake...I am pretty much awake and fully functioning... But, I do remember as a kid, having a sleep over and staying up all night, the next morning I dozed off...the phone rang and I picked up a video casset box and put it to my ear...my buddies handed me the phone...after the conversation I Layed the reciever back on the table (didn't hang up the phone)...I was pretty out of it. |
| 2008-03-04 8:42 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Master 1420 Running trails in S. Ontario | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... You put your t-shirt on backwards and don't realize it until you take it off at the end of the day. In my defense it was under my sweater, so it wasn't noticable to anyone but me  |
| 2008-03-04 8:44 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Master 2287 Calgary, Alberta | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... I spooned the coffee grinds into the water reservoir on the coffee maker. |
| 2008-03-04 8:45 AM in reply to: #1250893 |
| Champion 6539 South Jersey | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... I once accidentally poured the milk into the carton Nestle Chocolate Quik Mix, instead of the other way around... |
| 2008-03-04 8:46 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Pro 4612 MA | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Once put salt in my cereal instead of sugar - usually put a pinch, but it didn't taste sweet. So I added more. Anyone had salty milk?
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| 2008-03-04 8:59 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Veteran 118 Surrounded by 6 states | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... I taught an 8:00am business law class and looked down about halfway through the lecture and noticed I had two different shoes on with my suit. I didn't have any choice at that point other than to make fun of myself. |
| 2008-03-04 9:01 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... When you roll over and she's still cute ... |
| 2008-03-04 9:08 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Champion 5117 Brandon, MS | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Last week, I was in a rush and not even close to being all there. Didn't notice till lunch that I was wearing my black suit coat and my brown suit pants. I also forgot to put socks on one time. Then there was the time I had gotten completely dressed for work and realized that I hadn't showered. |
| 2008-03-04 10:26 AM in reply to: #1250871 |
| Extreme Veteran 400 | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... ride_like_u_stole_it - 2008-03-04 8:33 AM I've put spoonfulls of coffee on my cereal instead of sugar.......but, in my defense, there was tequila involved the night before. Sounds like the coffee was the right choice. |
| 2008-03-04 10:28 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
| DC | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... I once forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair. Didn't realize it til I was already dressed and had blow-dryed. Definitely a ponytail, hat day. |
| 2008-03-04 10:51 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Expert 750 Plano, TX | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... You roll over and see the clock reading 6:45 and it's dark (sometime in the fall). Then you need to get out of bed to verify if it is AM or PM, because you honestly have no clue. Chris
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| 2008-03-04 10:59 AM in reply to: #1250844 |
Master 2808 , Minnesota | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... You get up in the middle of the night to go piddle and are awakened to the phrase 'why are you peeing on my bed?'. My brother got a bit liquored up and got home late and went to bed. Later that night he wandered into what he thought was the bathroom and peed on my other brothers feet. |
| 2008-03-04 12:16 PM in reply to: #1250844 |
Expert 924 Louisville, KY | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Instead of toothpaste, I've put hand soap on my toothbrush. Fortunately, I caught myself before it went in my mouth. |
| 2008-03-04 12:18 PM in reply to: #1250969 |
Elite 3519 San Jose, CA | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... mr2tony - 2008-03-04 7:01 AM When you roll over and she's still cute ... Actually that just means you are still drunk! |
| 2008-03-04 12:20 PM in reply to: #1250844 |
Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Reached for the eggbeaters carton instead of the 1/2 n 1/2 for my coffee....had to dump it and start over. And yes I do get the irony that I use eggbeaters and 1/2 n 1/2. It all balances out, though! |
 2008-03-04 12:41 PM in reply to: #1250983 |
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| 2008-03-04 12:45 PM in reply to: #1251648 |
| Champion 5117 Brandon, MS | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... Lara - 2008-03-04 12:41 PM sesh - 2008-03-04 7:08 AM Last week, I was in a rush and not even close to being all there. Didn't notice till lunch that I was wearing my black suit coat and my brown suit pants. I also forgot to put socks on one time. Then there was the time I had gotten completely dressed for work and realized that I hadn't showered. Ameture... Wait until you put on one black shoe and one navy blue shoe
MORNINGS SUCK btw..... Heh... I don't even own navy blue shoes and I just checked my feet.
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| 2008-03-04 1:13 PM in reply to: #1251660 |
| Pro 3932 Irvine, California | Subject: RE: you know you haven't woken up yet when... ... you're waiting for your drink to be made at Starbucks, and you look down to notice that you only buttoned the top 2 buttons of your shirt. What can I say? I'm easily sidetracked. |
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