50 ways to identify triathlon obsession
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2010-06-28 9:23 PM |
Veteran 546 | Subject: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession I thought this was great! 50. You are over 30 and there is still someone in your life that you refer to as “coach”. |
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2010-06-28 9:30 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Master 2404 Redlands, CA | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession I didn't find that post the least bit funny, and about 40 of those actually apply to me Unfortunately, I think all the Kona variations of personalized plates in California are taken |
2010-06-28 11:04 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Expert 1151 Las Vegas, NV | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession |
2010-06-29 1:28 AM in reply to: #2949882 |
Veteran 546 | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession I liked #3...I used the term first time with my wife last week and she said "what?"..I had mentioned to a friend I was tired and he said you may be "bonked".....had to explain it to the wife...lol |
2010-06-29 2:00 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Extreme Veteran 590 Sioux Falls, SD | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession Gotta disagree with #27. I don't shave my legs or my wife. |
2010-06-29 2:08 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Extreme Veteran 464 Louisville, KY | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession #33.......the guy in the bike shop asked me if I had lightened my hair. |
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2010-06-29 2:15 PM in reply to: #2951173 |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession M-shell - 2010-06-29 3:08 PM #33.......the guy in the bike shop asked me if I had lightened my hair. Had you? |
2010-06-29 2:17 PM in reply to: #2951194 |
Extreme Veteran 464 Louisville, KY | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession mrbbrad - 2010-06-29 2:15 PM M-shell - 2010-06-29 3:08 PM #33.......the guy in the bike shop asked me if I had lightened my hair. Had you? HA!! Yes .........he was right. I spend way too much time in there apparently. |
2010-06-29 2:21 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Deep in the Heart of Texas | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession #46 Partial entry from last week. Resting heart rate is 45 bpm.
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2010-06-29 3:24 PM in reply to: #2951206 |
Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession Hook'em - 2010-06-29 10:21 AM #46 Partial entry from last week. Resting heart rate is 45 bpm.
Nobody cares about #46...they care about #45 |
2010-06-29 3:47 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Elite 3371 | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession I wish I could do only one load of work-out clothes per week. |
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2010-06-29 4:04 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Veteran 312 Bessemer, AL | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession I can identify with only 18 of the 50. I guess I'm not obsessed, although I'm betting my hubby and friends would beg to differ. |
2010-06-29 7:32 PM in reply to: #2949724 |
Expert 4627 Middle River, Maryland | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession #44...too funny. I always call our back porch T1 or T2, depending on what I'm doing. There's all kinds of tri junk everywhere! |
2010-06-30 5:34 AM in reply to: #2949724 |
Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession My favorite "you know it's race season when..." is when your laundry triples but your dryer sheet usage gets cut in half. |
2010-06-30 5:44 AM in reply to: #2949724 |
Expert 1023 Ft Gordon, GA | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession 7. Your spouse is looking forward to the day when you will slow down and just run marathons. This one is too funny! I can totally relate! |
2010-06-30 5:55 AM in reply to: #2949724 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession Hee hee. I bet a lot of us can one-up a BUNCH of them. 50. You are over 30 and there is still someone in your life that you refer to as “coach”. And people refer to me as "coach," too.
All of my bikes have been worth more than all of my cars.
You can pee indoors?!?! Where?
Consistently.
My entire house, and anyone's house I stay in (not your mom's, Chad, I promise) becomes a "transition area."
I don't have to pay for Powerade. It gets loaded into my car for me, by the boxload.
If while swimming, it's "huh. Wonder how long I can stretch this out before the sharks come." If while anything else, it's "huh. Too bad I'll have to swim with an open wound."
The crackhouse piglets (bike store workers), even here, know more about me than my BFF.
And my speedsuit, and my bike shoes into my run shoes, and ...
Considering I'm having a tri wedding (ANY TAKERS??? I keep asking every year), I imagine I and most everyone there will be wearing a digital watch.
I've had more bicycles than boys in my bedroom.
I dated a guy expressly because he was a Clif rep and could supply me with the goods.
13. In order to establish a new personal best, you considered peeing without getting off your bike. I've never considered NOT peeing on my bike.
I cried during television coverage of a local sprint triathlon in a rival country.
Dinner table, nothing. On a public Internet forum which a few thousand people read. |
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2010-06-30 8:03 AM in reply to: #2949724 |
Extreme Veteran 395 Philly Outsider | Subject: RE: 50 ways to identify triathlon obsession 27. You shave your legs more often than your wife. I don't shave my wife. 21. There’s a separate load of laundry every week that is just your workout clothes. Only one a week? If only. And don't forget all the extra towels too. 6. You have paused in front of the mirror in your wetsuit and thought, “Hey, I look like Spiderman.” Batman, actually. |