I love these! Below is a an entry from my blog while I was training for IMKY in 2008.
You might be training for an IM if
- U are hungry all the time (even after finishing a meal your stomach groans for more)
- your hair is always wet from pool, shower or sweat
- the laundry basket is full of sweat-wicking fabrics with a few pair of underwear thrown in
- you have constant saddles sores (or maybe that's just me)
- you are constantly hungry
- you have no patience (in fact have stopped going to Starbucks because having more than 2 people in line in front of you means waiting too f-in long for a coffee!)
- Gu and electrolyte drinks are their own food group
- incessant hunger
- when you leave the gym, people at the front desk say "see you later" rather than "have a nice day"
- body glide, deodorant, GU and goggles are in your glovebox in the car
- people no longer ask "how are you?" they ask "how's the training going?"
- have I mentioned the hunger?
- you are always packing/unpacking clothes for the next workout
- you significant other tells you over dinner how the movie/tv show you watched last night ended b/c you fell asleep watching it
- foreplay?? what's that? "Let's have a quickie, I have to get up early so I can swim, bike or run"
- you debate eating your arm while waiting for the waitress to bring over the friggin bread at a restaurant for fear you may starve to death
- you stop trying to figure out how much money you have spent training
- you know that surviving all of the above is worth having an IM finisher's medal!!!!