Your Secret Olympic Crushes ... (Page 3)

The Germans have been CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY hot this year, in every discipline it seems--gymnastics, triathlon, all the athletics guys, diving, rowing, sssssizzle!

I think it's because they shave their armpits. No, really, that's a major factor. But also because for some reason they all look like they just stepped off a GQ cover. It's crazy.

So today is the last day of the Olympics and my last day to power-post all my crushes. Prepare (like the men) for a marathon.

I realize Italian men's volleyball may not be so popular with the U.S. right now, but boy are those boys hot (and in the second shot the shirts are suggestive of chocolate -- I'd lick that).

Michal Lasko, lefty:

Cristian Savani, captain:

Nah, it's Jan Frodeno, who is really hot, but ... some of the things he's said and done rub me the wrong way. I like to be rubbed the RIGHT way

The men's volleyball gold medal match was the most amazing sports event I've ever seen in my life. I won't give away the ending ... but at least no one can say the Russians didn't fight to the last.

Ball slayer Dmitriy Muserskiy (he's only 24!):

I wish it had Phelps in it, but this picture of Cullen Jones, Nathan Adrian, Ryan Lochte and Brendan Hansen was way too good not to post.

And my closing not-so-secret Olympic crush ... she totally stole my heart with her outstanding performance in the modern pentathlon (okay, and she's got one of the best pics, but she actually looks THAT GOOD even all gross and sweaty after a Herculean effort in 5 sports!):

Laura Asadauskaite from Lithuania