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My son is out of the will
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 2012-10-10 9:26 AM |
Master  3127     Sunny Southern Cal |  Subject: My son is out of the willI haven't broken it to him yet, he's only eleven. But the little #$*& ran a 19-minute 5k yesterday. And he keeps asking to do a triathlon with me. Ha, like that is going to happen now. |
| 2012-10-10 9:28 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Champion 17756  SoCal | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will WOW! At least you should beat him on the bike  |
| 2012-10-10 9:29 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Elite 4344 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will SevenZulu - 2012-10-10 10:26 AM I haven't broken it to him yet, he's only eleven. But the little #$*& ran a 19-minute 5k yesterday. And he keeps asking to do a triathlon with me. Ha, like that is going to happen now. Great run. Is he a student? Does he run cross-country? |
| 2012-10-10 9:30 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Expert 1830 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will A little ex-lax sprinkled over his Wheaties on the morning of the race should do the trick. |
| 2012-10-10 9:38 AM in reply to: #4447882 |
Master 3127 Sunny Southern Cal | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will lonoscurse - 2012-10-10 7:30 AM A little ex-lax sprinkled over his Wheaties on the morning of the race should do the trick. I was thinking a slight adjustment to his brakes might help, too. |
| 2012-10-10 9:39 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Pro 5755 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf run again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game. |
| 2012-10-10 10:23 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Doesn't that just SUCK! I did a charity 5K last weekend and the OVERALL winner at just under 19 minutes was freakin' NINE YEARS OLD!!! They said that he wasn't even tired afterwards and immediately jumped into the bouncy-house to play. We need to drain them of that metabolism, bottle it, market and sell it! (Congrats on having such a speedster son!) |
| 2012-10-10 10:27 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will lol, that's an awesome time. My oldest runs cross country for his high school and he's hyper competitive (like his Dad). he wanted to get into Tri's but after I stomped him in the swim a couple times he gave up real fast. He's running sub 17 5k's now so I can't even get close to him on the running part though. |
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| 2012-10-10 10:45 AM in reply to: #4448029 |
Veteran 1019 St. Louis | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will tuwood - 2012-10-10 10:27 AM lol, that's an awesome time. My oldest runs cross country for his high school and he's hyper competitive (like his Dad). he wanted to get into Tri's but after I stomped him in the swim a couple times he gave up real fast. He's running sub 17 5k's now so I can't even get close to him on the running part though. If you want to get your son back in to tri's, have him watch Andy Potts at Kona this weekend. Doesn't matter how good a swimmer you are, the runner (almost) always wins. Phenominal times by the way. Can't wait for my boys to be old enough to start running with me. |
| 2012-10-10 10:51 AM in reply to: #4448075 |
Pro 15655 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will kevin_trapp - 2012-10-10 10:45 AM tuwood - 2012-10-10 10:27 AM lol, that's an awesome time. My oldest runs cross country for his high school and he's hyper competitive (like his Dad). he wanted to get into Tri's but after I stomped him in the swim a couple times he gave up real fast. He's running sub 17 5k's now so I can't even get close to him on the running part though. If you want to get your son back in to tri's, have him watch Andy Potts at Kona this weekend. Doesn't matter how good a swimmer you are, the runner (almost) always wins. Phenominal times by the way. Can't wait for my boys to be old enough to start running with me. That's true for Ironman, not so true for other types of triathlon. Go race draft legal with a poor swim and let me know how that goes for you. Even in sprint tris.....have fun with the guy who swims an 800 in 8:20 or so or a 400 in 4:15 or so. The old adage still applies....you can't win a triathlon with the swim, but you sure can lose one. |
| 2012-10-10 11:05 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will A Kenyan 18-year old boy has logged over 10,000 miles more than the average American Cross-Country Runner at the same age. You need to stop driving him anywhere. He can run there from now on... He'll thank you when he finishes 3rd to 2 Kenyans in the Olympic 10K... |
| 2012-10-10 11:20 AM in reply to: #4447878 |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will |
| 2012-10-10 11:28 AM in reply to: #4448172 |
Elite 4564 Boise | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will mrbbrad - 2012-10-10 10:20 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-10 10:28 AM you should beat him Dude, not cool.
Okay, I genuinely thought I missed that post.
I'd just trip him at the start next time. |
| 2012-10-10 1:31 PM in reply to: #4447874 |
Veteran 376 Medford Lakes, NJ | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Tie his shoe laces together next time. That should slow him down. |
| 2012-10-10 3:46 PM in reply to: #4448193 |
Expert 900 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will JoshR - 2012-10-10 11:28 AM mrbbrad - 2012-10-10 10:20 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-10 10:28 AM you should beat him Dude, not cool.
Okay, I genuinely thought I missed that post.
I'd just trip him at the start next time.
As did I! |
| 2012-10-10 4:55 PM in reply to: #4447874 |
Veteran 550 austin, Texas | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will I sometimes think about how much faster I would be if I didn't have to work, didn't go to the bar and drink frequently and didn't have any real responsibility. I guess that would be the life...
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| 2012-10-10 6:13 PM in reply to: #4448937 |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will I guess I would just be so proud of my boy, I would just be beaming to even think about how I got my arse handed to me. I hope my kids (if I ever have them) are so gifted the can blow all my accomplisments away... |
| 2012-10-10 6:24 PM in reply to: #4447874 |
Expert 1053 Culpeper, VA | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Wow that's awesome! I can still outperform my kids but that may end after my daughter runs CX next year. |
| 2012-10-10 6:44 PM in reply to: #4447874 |
Master 2447 White Oak, Texas | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will It's ok you are in very different age groups. Hmm not sure how you will take that. |
| 2012-10-10 7:15 PM in reply to: #4447874 |
Pro 4838 | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Thats a very impressive time. |
| 2012-10-11 12:23 AM in reply to: #4447878 |
| Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Big Appa - 2012-10-10 6:28 AM WOW! At least you should beat him on the bike Yeah, I think you need to ride a bike while your son is running. Then you should beat him.  Future Olympic star? |
| 2012-10-11 4:26 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Expert 925 Timmins, ON. Canada | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will Time like that..... Probably some performance enhancing going on. |
| 2012-10-11 11:06 AM in reply to: #4449355 |
Master 3127 Sunny Southern Cal | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will justinfss - 2012-10-11 2:26 AM Time like that..... Probably some performance enhancing going on. Ha ha, the only performance enhancing that might need to happen would have to be on my end if I attempt to keep my slow a$$ up with him. |
| 2012-10-11 11:27 AM in reply to: #4447874 |
Extreme Veteran 612 England | Subject: RE: My son is out of the will SevenZulu - 2012-10-10 3:26 PM I haven't broken it to him yet, he's only eleven. But the little #$*& ran a 19-minute 5k yesterday. And he keeps asking to do a triathlon with me. Ha, like that is going to happen now. "Sorry son, you're going to have to do the IM on your bmx, our whole triathlon budget disappeared around the time I got my new P5" |
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