Best Henchmen ever?
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2012-11-19 3:28 PM |
Pro 4838 | Subject: Best Henchmen ever? I'm starting with old school Jaws from 007 movies. Who you got? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yHgoQMQVM&feature=player_detailpage |
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2012-11-19 3:37 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? |
2012-11-19 3:46 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Iowaman - 2012-11-19 3:28 PM I'm starting with old school Jaws from 007 movies. Who you got? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yHgoQMQVM&feature=player_detailpage I'm thinking you're stacking the deck for Jaws by disallowing other entries. But the true answer is Darth Vader. |
2012-11-19 3:54 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Master 2264 Sunbury, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Meh. Tough guys are a dime a dozen. Give me a couple hundred of these. (Despicable-Me-Minions.jpg) Attachments ---------------- Despicable-Me-Minions.jpg (41KB - 15 downloads) |
2012-11-19 3:56 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Extreme Veteran 875 Issaquah | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Fezzik (Andre the Giant's character on Princess Bride) |
2012-11-19 3:59 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? I think the top 3 are from Bond movies. In addition to Jaws, there's Nick Nack and Odd Job. |
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2012-11-19 4:03 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? |
2012-11-19 4:07 PM in reply to: #4504020 |
Pro 4339 Husker Nation | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? cnsegura - 2012-11-19 3:56 PM Fezzik (Andre the Giant's character on Princess Bride) Anybody want a peanut? |
2012-11-19 4:09 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Mongo, 'Blazing Saddles'. |
2012-11-19 6:01 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Extreme Veteran 645 Media, PA | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Joe Biden, or Dick Cheney (but someone already called out Darth Vader) Edited by tcj103 2012-11-19 6:03 PM |
2012-11-19 7:30 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? tuwood is the only one with any sense.Darth Vader started off by killing Samuel L Jackson, then he killed a bunch of kids, then he caused the death of his wife, then he was so bad, he didn't realize he was in a volcano and burned off half his body. Then he got a robot body. That was the first movie where he was a henchman. In the second, he kills his teacher, captures his daughter, tries to kill his son, and is the only one who survives the destruction of a robot planet. He then cuts his own son's hand off, then sells his son's best friend to a bounty hunter. In his last scene, he kills his boss by tossing him down a shaft... Darth Maul didn't make it through one movie, neither did Mongo (how can you be a villain when you love candy grams?). All the 007 henchmen were brainless and obedient to their boss... It's all about Darth Vader... |
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2012-11-19 8:07 PM in reply to: #4504226 |
Champion 6056 Menomonee Falls, WI | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? It takes such an in-teresting monster to make such an in-teresting henchman. Although he really could stand to have his nails and hair done in a more in-teresting way. Edited by scoobysdad 2012-11-19 8:08 PM (Gossamer.jpg) Attachments ---------------- Gossamer.jpg (27KB - 9 downloads) |
2012-11-19 8:23 PM in reply to: #4504226 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? GomesBolt - 2012-11-19 8:30 PM tuwood is the only one with any sense.Darth Vader started off by killing Samuel L Jackson, then he killed a bunch of kids, then he caused the death of his wife, then he was so bad, he didn't realize he was in a volcano and burned off half his body. Then he got a robot body. That was the first movie where he was a henchman. In the second, he kills his teacher, captures his daughter, tries to kill his son, and is the only one who survives the destruction of a robot planet. He then cuts his own son's hand off, then sells his son's best friend to a bounty hunter. In his last scene, he kills his boss by tossing him down a shaft... Darth Maul didn't make it through one movie, neither did Mongo (how can you be a villain when you love candy grams?). All the 007 henchmen were brainless and obedient to their boss... It's all about Darth Vader...
Yeah, but Mongo knocks the crap out of a horse and has a pretty awesome scene with beans. PLUS, he realize that he is just pawn in game of life. |
2012-11-19 8:31 PM in reply to: #4503973 |
Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? The horse was pretty gangsta... |
2012-11-20 7:52 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? I was going to discredit Darth Vader because he truly is the main "bad guy". In fact, probably the best bad guy of all time. But 'tuwood' is simply right in this case. He really is a henchman. Totally loyal to the Emperor (up until the end), obedient, and merciless. My list: 1. Darth Vader A distint next top-ten... 2. The Joker (The Dark Knight) - IF you consider him a henchman to Sal Maroni
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2012-11-20 8:50 AM in reply to: #4504594 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? How about Chris Kattan as Mr. Feather in Undercover Brother? |
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2012-11-20 9:39 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? "It's a message that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes..." He was a terrible henchman too. Who'd he take out? |
2012-11-20 9:53 AM in reply to: #4504751 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? GomesBolt - 2012-11-20 10:39 AM "It's a message that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes..." He was a terrible henchman too. Who'd he take out? From his Wikipedia site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luca_Brasi Biography In The Godfather, Luca Brasi was a feared personal enforcer for the Corleone family, known as one of the most dangerous men in the eastern underworld. Fluent in Italian and able to handle himself in any fight, he had a dark reputation among the underworld as a savage killer. Brasi's talent, it was said, was that he could do a job, or murder all by himself, without confederates or backup who might rat him out. Since Luca made sure to leave no witnesses either, this made a criminal conviction almost impossible. He is also known for killing, in two weeks, six men who attempted to kill Don Corleone. One of their men had managed to put the Don in the hospital, which prompted Luca's killing spree, and he might have continued had Vito not recovered enough to call him off. These six deaths ended the famous "Olive Oil War." His almost fanatical loyalty to Don Corleone was unquestioned, and he was said to have killed a Corleone soldier just for making the Corleone family look bad. Brasi often claimed that he'd sooner kill himself than betray the Godfather. Since Vito was the only one who could make Brasi stop a killing spree, this made the Godfather a far more risky Don to attempt killing than the others. Another early incident involved Brasi killing off two of Al Capone's henchmen hired to kill Don Corleone. Brasi subdued both of them and tied and gagged them with towels stuffed in their mouths. He then hacked one of them to pieces with an axe. When he went to finish off the other one, he found that the man had gone through a shock convulsion and choked to death on the towel. Later in the novel, Michael learns that, years earlier, Brasi had impregnated a young Irish prostitute and later murdered her. On the day of his daughter's birth, he forced the midwife, under pain of death, to hurl the child into a furnace, an act for which she never forgave herself. The midwife, who describes Brasi as an unholy demon, went to Don Corleone for protection, and he covered up Brasi's crime. With this, the Don earned Brasi's undying service and loyalty.
Does that qualify him as a henchman?
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2012-11-20 10:08 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? "And I hope their first child be a masculine child." I didn't see The Godfather until I was 30 but it's one of my favorites. |
2012-11-20 10:11 AM in reply to: #4504770 |
Champion 6056 Menomonee Falls, WI | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Bigfuzzydoug - 2012-11-20 9:53 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-20 10:39 AM "It's a message that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes..." He was a terrible henchman too. Who'd he take out? From his Wikipedia site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luca_Brasi Biography In The Godfather, Luca Brasi was a feared personal enforcer for the Corleone family, known as one of the most dangerous men in the eastern underworld. Fluent in Italian and able to handle himself in any fight, he had a dark reputation among the underworld as a savage killer. Brasi's talent, it was said, was that he could do a job, or murder all by himself, without confederates or backup who might rat him out. Since Luca made sure to leave no witnesses either, this made a criminal conviction almost impossible. He is also known for killing, in two weeks, six men who attempted to kill Don Corleone. One of their men had managed to put the Don in the hospital, which prompted Luca's killing spree, and he might have continued had Vito not recovered enough to call him off. These six deaths ended the famous "Olive Oil War." His almost fanatical loyalty to Don Corleone was unquestioned, and he was said to have killed a Corleone soldier just for making the Corleone family look bad. Brasi often claimed that he'd sooner kill himself than betray the Godfather. Since Vito was the only one who could make Brasi stop a killing spree, this made the Godfather a far more risky Don to attempt killing than the others. Another early incident involved Brasi killing off two of Al Capone's henchmen hired to kill Don Corleone. Brasi subdued both of them and tied and gagged them with towels stuffed in their mouths. He then hacked one of them to pieces with an axe. When he went to finish off the other one, he found that the man had gone through a shock convulsion and choked to death on the towel. Later in the novel, Michael learns that, years earlier, Brasi had impregnated a young Irish prostitute and later murdered her. On the day of his daughter's birth, he forced the midwife, under pain of death, to hurl the child into a furnace, an act for which she never forgave herself. The midwife, who describes Brasi as an unholy demon, went to Don Corleone for protection, and he covered up Brasi's crime. With this, the Don earned Brasi's undying service and loyalty.
Does that qualify him as a henchman?
He seemed so much more lovable in the movie. |
2012-11-20 10:27 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
2012-11-20 10:54 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? I dunno. Darth Vader is definitely a badass, but you lose some henchman points in my book for turning on your boss and hurling him down an air shaft. Take OddJob, Goldfinger’s henchman, on the other hand. Even when he understands fully that Goldfinger has locked him inside Fort Knox with a nuclear device, still tries to kill James Bond to stop him from disarming it. That is some first class henching, right there. |
2012-11-21 9:04 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Champion 6786 Two seat rocket plane | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Oscar Acosta
were it not for him, we might never have discovered Bat Country, and the American Dream would really be a smoldering pile. |
2012-11-21 10:36 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Extreme Veteran 1001 Highlands Ranch, Colorado | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? Waylon Smithers (Henchman for Charles Montgomery Burns). |
2012-11-21 10:57 AM in reply to: #4503973 |
Master 1584 Fulton, MD | Subject: RE: Best Henchmen ever? I can't believe nobody has mentioned Harley Quinn. |
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