Subject: RE: Worst Christmas present?My family has always gotten the whole clan together for gift opening on Christmas morning. It can get pretty large. Anyway, many years ago, my then-wife and I were "trying" to get pregnant. She blamed the difficulties on my bike riding and choice of underwear. So, on this particular Christmas, she chose to give me a pair of plaid boxers with a big sperm whale graphic up the side. She even made sure every one was watching when I opened it up. Every one got a big laugh out of that. Turns out it wasn't all my fault. And she's now an ex. |